Lousy Song

While stars in the sky
Reflect in your eye
(I'm thinking that I'm in love) Huh, sorry I'm late, what are you up to?
Oh, just singing the back of the song
Oh... (The birds on the wind)
(Stop and they sing) Terrible, isn't it?
(We hear that's a thing called love) Uhm?
Awful, isn't it?
What is?
The song
The song?
(Time after time people say the line) Yes it's terrible!
What?
The song, it's garbage! (Just to hold to be dancing with you, true)
You don't like it?
Like it? It's a-booing!
Isn't it that nice?
(Love comes along) Yes, yes, yes I agree!
(The stars weep a song) What?
(Along some that's loving so true) Terrible! That's really terrible!
(Along some that says "You love me too") Who wrote it?
I did
You wrote it?
Yeah
(My heart is in bloom) You wrote the song?
(While cows softly moo) Yeah
(The dew isn't falling tonight) It's bloody awful!
Thank you
And... and who's the singer?
(Your eyes are on fire) It's me
It's you?
(The flame's rising higher)
Yeah
It's you singing?
(The passion wind me as bright) Yeah
It's the worst!
You don't like it?
(You're the loveliest lady I've seen in a while) Like it? I mean it's a heap of garbage!
It's a ballad
It's a pain in the ass
(I call by your smile that you're mine, while) Look, it's my song
I don't care it's Bing Crosby's, it stinks!
(Makes me feel free) Look, let me get this straight
Are you calling my song disgusting?
(Stay on your knee) Yes!
(Embrace me little angel divine) I want to be quite clear about this
You say my song is terrible?
Yes I am
(Embrace me little angel divine) I see
Yes, yes I'm saying it's a bully, it makes you want to throw up!
I suppose it is not that bad
Bad? It's worse than that, it's horrible!
(Dig it) Yeah you're right
(I can't get off on this) I think it's bad enough for the album
(Oh yes!) Now come on
No, I do, I do
(Wow) Really?
Yes, yes I think it's bad enough, take it on!
(How many times enough I wander by your side) Alright, let's go have a drink then
Right
And wonder why the roses are blue, true
Love is the best
It beats all the rest
Let's confess that I'm in love with you
You and your heartbeat
Let's confess that I'm in love with you