Текст песни Bhoot Banega - Muhfaad

Bhoot banega bhoot banega
Jab jab mera mood banega
Tab tab tera bhoot banega
Jab jab mera mood banega
Tab tab tera bhoot banega

Oonch neech ka paapada
Kalamkaar ka fawada
Gurgaon ka majdoor tu
Apni hi kabar khod raha hai bawla

Ha bhai Pinky chhinl ae
Kya haal
Suna hai tu pink se hi gaya laal
Bimari hai dimaag ki ya color blind hai
Hare gaanje ki jagah fooke peela maal

Tujhe naapne ka shauk use nachne ka
Ghatiya awaaz mein mic pe paadne ka
Leak kiya gaana taaki challenge na jeetun
Khauf dekho Muhfaad se haarne ka

Muhfaad naam tujhko nahi khaas laga
Tujhe behan ke ghode ko ghaas laga
Tujhe laga tu kha gaya mujhe
Jab tere munh mein
Lacheeli haddi wala maans rakha

Mera hath utha to kohram likha
Meri aankh jhuka de sareaam nigah
Fame hath ka hai mael
Khel baayein hath ka
Jahan Hindi mein ek maharaj likha
Ausat main bataun to hoon boht sakht main
Free fund teri loonga badhiya mausam mein
Kalamkaar se mile tere bhai ko paise
Par parchiyan kat rahi hain 64 pe

Baje khaali bartan gire toot ke glass
22 din inki kari mute thi awaaz
Pehle bezzati ho gayi thi itni zyada
Dekhe aaina to khade dikhe jhooth ke khilaf

Teri 32 bit umar 16 bit dimag
Dekh dog in the mirror case bih I'm a god
Gaana baj raha jaise yeh pandu baje the
Aur kya chal raha hai
Poochho mat maharaj

Real Krsna nikla tu yeh naam ka
Harjas ne izzat duba di hai khamakha
Lanka jalayega Rawan ki Pavan Putra nahi
Launda yeh Sant Ram ka

Kangali mein aata nahi geela mera
Sab fit par pench tha dheela tera
Peela rang mera favourite ho gaya
Jabse favourite wrapper maine chheela tera

Mere joote saaf tere moze stinky
Beef se kamayi hoti kitne din ki
Smell beef kar leti hai topi iski
Tabhi 2 rupaye mein soonghti hai topa Pinky

Ghoom munh chhupa ke daal do do topi
Bante orignal hain yeh karke copy
Bolo na Pinky tumhein maa kasam hai
Gaana leak karke artist kaise banogi

Jab jab mera mood banega
Tab tab tera bhoot banega
Jab jab mera mood banega
Tab tab tera bhoot banega
Jab jab mera mood banega
Tab tab tera bhoot banega
Jab jab mera mood banega
Tab tab tera bhoot banega

Abe udta teer tujhe lene ka shauk
Har gaana mera tere liye free gift shop
B*a pa*ty pehne ke bana video tu C P mein
Hip-hop nahi tere liye bana Tik-Tok

Symphony baat kare music aata nahi
Tere hook tu akela khud tu gaata nahi
Tu banega bach
Bakk be
Tera to abba bhi harmonium bajata nahi

14 saal se tu aaj tak prove hi kar raha hai
8 saal se dekh raha hoon improve nahi kar raha hai
Aadat aur harkaton ke maddenazar
Tu pulling streeling mein bhi
Confuse hi kar raha hai

Dare karun choose bolun truth
Sach ek hota baaki multiple jhooth
Gawahiyan chhod ke ailan laga karne
Jabse saale bikne lage hain sabeet

Paani ka paani aur doodh ka doodh
Banta nahi sach kabhi jhooth pe jhoot
Munh poora khul raha nahi rapper banenge
Spit karne se pehle babu gutka thook

Karun CT scan zaroorat hai ilaaj ki
Kal ki breaking news sun le tu aaj hi
4 ulti seeti laga doonga peechhe
Ghanta ghar pe bajega to Rajouri tak awaz hogi

Stop tere career ka "Aage chal"
March hai yeh left right bhage chal
Boht tej full teji mein raftaar pakad
Kadam aur karam dekh sar jhuka ke chal

Teri baaji khatam meri den hai
Likh mat hath chhodne pe aaya pen hai
Teri maa behan bandi mein interest nahi
Abhinav mera dost hai Vineeta meri behan hai

Abbe tu nahi nahi kahin se bhi Krishna
Navjaat shishu ke shishn
Teri funsi ko karun bhale diss na
Par teri mardangi pe uthenge prashna

Har baar bole jawab nahi dunga main iske baad
Phir dekhe ladu next ab kiske sath
Tere baaki gaane itne average
Tera naam hua hai Emiway ke diss ke baad

Chemical locha nahi kami hai akal ki
Doon bhaari jawab teri baatein hain halki
Tu militant war wali jagah se
Writen clear ho raha nahi
Baat kar raha hai physical ki

Main woh nice guy jo finish kare last
Green day hai roz mera maal phoonkun best
Toone chilmein jalai koyi mila nahi bhola
Bhandi mein phoonkne ka khud diya fact

Tu badhiya likhta hai till you make some noise
Dimag hai mehnati khachri voice
Duba ke main maar doonga machhli ko is
Par yeh bani rubber ki used nakli toys

Its your choice

Lets play space bar
Antariksh ke paar, adrishya bar
Chhape ishtihaar bane rapper rishtedar
Maheene ki kishtein 5 kalamkaar ki list mein 4
Meme banao ispe aaj
News to yaar yeh har baar hi breaking hai
Ke karun lyrical break
Dance bane lyrical breakdowns
Main sabke dekhta hoon par main fan Afaik ka hoon
Sicko mode on bhale karo na viral
Munh pe chadha jo aaj-kal
Sabke mask woh face ka hoon

Bich I'm Gaurav Paul character original
Kakarot bardock sab hain fictional
6 kills name taken 7
Akela ladunga kyunki aal fights are personal

Chauda mat ho Gurgaon ke naam par
Hari ke nagar Godzila se main aaya monster
Go green 3 scars on tha can not sponsored
Par reference ke points bhi to
Chahiye na Rohan sir

Bhoot banega
Punch maarne ke liye knowledge chahiye
Yeh rhyme ke liye bolta hai, koyi nahi sahi hai
Kaun se pool mein hoti ball munh ke paas hai
Jahan jaw ke neeche hona cue ko chahiye
Munh ko chahiye rakhna band kuchh cheezon mein
Racist hai yeh is'se zyada badtameez hoon main

Kya hi kheloon tere sath chhod
Tu peeli ball hi chhupa dega ego mein
Le photo frame ki
Kasam tujhe troll nahi kar rahe
Pool table pe maharaj makhaul nahi kar rahe
32 saal se launde ka game play
Deewaron mein takkar hi lag rahi hai
Hole nahi mil rahe
Kaan la raz bataun jaldi aa
Tera kat raha hai mat kar ghaltiyan
Baat aayi raftaar pe to chalaaki dekho
Khud peechhe ho gaye tujhe aage kar diya

Bete se ho raha nahi comeback
Papa bhi hai duvidha mein
Kaise loon yeh cum back
Kaun aaya waapas, koyi nahi
Jala ke kiya murder gaya main redrum phenk

Fake label hai Ankit aur Dilin ka startup
Fact hai yeh 4 ungli wala munh pe rehpat
Tera to kaagaz pe naam tak nahi hai
Tu partner kahan se tu hai part time rapper
Tere panne ragdun nikle karmon ka mael
Double pen tabhi do rakhe l

Raftaar ne Gaurav se paala nahi
Ankit ne pee ko rakhi hai
Yeh kalamkaar ki rakhel

Gaane mein phenkun to hoti tabahi hai
Tedhi kalam chale raper tu nayi hai
Angrezi rapper ki grammar hi ghalat
Aur English bhi stage pe bol nahi paayi yeh
Tu sellout hai tere jaise aur nahi chahiye
Rap ke liye honi beta soul bhi chahiye
Tera mor nahi ban'ni to morni chahiye
2016 se hi baat maine bolni chahi hai
Ke yeh insucure hai man mein inke chor hai
Khud pe nahi bharosa laate milke zor hai
Na mere upar thi handi na munh par tha makhan
Maakhan chor maine paap ki di matki phod hai

Tere bas ki na
Ego sach bolne se peechhe hat gayi na
Tu matki ka saara makhan kha gaya maakhan chor
Karunga nahi pehal dimag mein dhar le
Dool pe tu bachega nahi bol de ghar pe
Mere sath yahi dikkat hai maut tak ladunga
Aur tu photo leke khush neeche ghar ke

Mil to leta upar tak aake
Ya main ghar pe hi nahi tha chal sach bata de
Respect karta hota to pink launde
Upar aake chhu ke jaata paer maa ke

Aake mere block mein chhup ke yeh bach bach
Dhamkiyan dete par karte nahi touch wouch
Gaane mere gaate gaate mirchiyan bech
Dunga sabko asli masale main sach sach

Pusi aas nibha rapper
Tu kya hi lega meri keh kar
Acetone ke kar jaake kulle
Aisi tone se koyi goonga bhi behtar
I sleep well mattress pe rap karun palang tod
Pichhwade ki welding kara le ja wazan boht
Tere munh pe main chaadar chadha ke
Tere gade phaad dunga ho gayi hai sharam boht
Zor laake tui da vi likhda tu whack
Ad nu chhad ke sahi ik vi nahi fact
3 bag rakhe full mere kol ne saboot
Oh baabe black sheep hunne aa kar check
Gaane sadde very good saare vairi gud
Dur phitte munh tere lag pairi putt
Na Cali na Mohali mera Delhi hood
Jithe meri thaan utte aundi meri saheli udd

Chidi udd, kaa udd
Pinky udd, kaa udd
Abe lambi zuban wale medhak
Main duck nahi karta
Har line mein hai stand up
Uchhalta hi reh gaya hip hop mera
Par shaant baith battle nahi
Maharaj ki hai baithak

Pal occupied Krishna comedian main
You are out of the world tu alien hai
200 repaye lagaye Insta ki photo pe
Tab se bencho mere saare million hai
Zarurat nahi chhupane ki
Zurrat tum karo to aane ki
A21 phase DLF park drive
Best line hai yeh gaane ki

Kala aur baazi hath se leke baazu mein
Kalabaziyon mein halka hai tu tarazuon mein
Jab aapko kehde jo bina baat ke nahi naraaz hota
Beta woh maharaj hoon main