Текст песни I Am an Alcoholic - NOFX

I liked going to school
I didn′t want to fool around with drugs
'Cause all of my friends were dropping out
I had to get stuff done, I wasn′t fun
I didn't try pot 'til I was twenty-one
But now I′m overcompensating
I′d like to see what morning looks like
Don't wanna drink pint after pint
I wanna wake up without feeling sick
But I can′t 'cause I′m a drug-abusing alcoholic
I can't ′cause I'm a drug-abusing alcoholic
I can't ′cause I′m a drug-abusing alcoholic
I can't ′cause I'm a drug-abusing alcoholic
At twenty-eight I realized
Hydrocodone was pretty great
For hangovers and late night hangs
I decided to spend my life having the best of times
It′s too bad most of them I'll probably forget
And now I know what morning looks like
But only when I greet it from the previous night
My friends are telling me that I need to find a clinic
But I won′t 'cause I'm a drug-addicted alcoholic
I won′t ′cause I'm a drug-addicted alcoholic
I won′t 'cause I′m a drug-addicted alcoholic
I won't ′cause I'm a drug-addicted alcoholic
Can't stop taking drugs