Текст песни Intro (Live) - NOFX

El Hefe:
Man I haven't slept in two days. I've been on booze straight ... I, my throat's all -...

Fat Mike (interrupts):
I saw him do drugs and it, and it was looking like powder.

El Hefe (in the back to Mike):
I'll see that hand ...

... WHAT?

El Hefe:
This is a live record, you guys are all on a record tonight.

Fat Mike:
Yeah, 't is for the record.
Now we wanna hear that, we wanna hear that yelling shit, we wanna hear the ... "Huy guy fuck off!"

El hefe:
Lotsa cursing ones.

Damn, they're throwin' shit at us...

Fat Mike:
Man last night they threw ice, tonight they're throwing lit cigaretes, that's not cool.

Ooow!

Yeah more ice, throw some ice ...

Okay that's enough.

Fat Mike:
Oi look, I don't need to hear about how shitty my hair looks, 'cause I know all about it!

Audiance guy:
Get a haircut!

So uh ...

Fat Mike:
Really we, we're, we're just about to play. Tell 'em 'bout it Eric.

Yeah.

Yup.

Would you guys shut the fuck up and play a song already!

Fat Mike:
Oh, okay.

El Hefe:
I'm sorry.

Fat Mike:
You see the first time we played I was wasted and that was fun, now you know, I'm sober now, so ...
How much fun can you have when you're sober? Huh? Not that much!

El hefe:
Okay, okay here we go -...

Fat Mike:
One, two, one, two three!

El Hefe:
You don't know what you wanna be!
You don't know what you wanna be!
You got nothing...

Fat Mike:
You don't know what you wanna be ... you don't know anything ...

El Hefe:
Aahahahuh!