Текст песни 300 Pounds of Joy (The Whataburger Song) [Live] - Nakia

"Ladies and gentlemen"
"Please put your hands together for Mr. Rene Lopez on the drums"

"Is it cool if I take off my jacket"

"You see this is the part of the show"
"I couldn't wait to talk to you about tonight"
"I get to tell you about two of my favorite things in the whole world"
"Are you ready?"
"Are you ready?"
"The very first thing I want to talk to you about tonight"
"It's real special to me"
"Holds a special place right, here"
"And that is Whataburger"
"Can I get an amen?"
"Y'all love some Whataburger don't ya?"
"Hmmm me too man"

Give me a double Whataburger with bacon and cheese
No mustard, add mayo and ketchup
But no onions please
"No onions"
Oh!
Give me a double Whataburger with bacon and cheese
No mustard, add mayo and ketchup
But no onions!
"God no onions please"

"That brings me to my second thing that"
"I wanted to talk to you about tonight"
"It's a direct result of my love of Whataburger"
"And I think uh, I think I'm gonna tell you about it right now"
"And thats this perfectly firm yet plump beautiful body of mine"
"Just take a look at this, look at this"
"No, no, no really, look"

"You see, it takes a lotta Whataburger to look this good baby"
"Hmmm"
"Because the Blues Grifters we're all about body positivity"
"You know what I'm talking about?"

It doesn't matter if you're tall or skinny
If you're short and round
"'Cause when the lights are off y'all"
"It's all the same"
Hey!
1-2-3

Now all you girls think the days are done
Oh
You don't got to worry, you can have your fun
Take me, baby, for your little boy
I give you three hundred pounds of heavenly joy

Well this is it
This is it
Look what you get
Hey

You been sneakin' and hiding run behind his back
"What?"
And you got you a man that you don't like
Throw that Jack, baby, outta your mind
Follow me, babe, we'll have a real good time

Well this is it
This is it
Look what you get
Ahhhh

"Vinnie Limon!"

Hoy! Hoy! I'm your boy
I give you three hundred pounds of heavenly joy
I'm so glad that you understand
That I'm three hundred pounds of muscle and man

Well this is it
This is it
Look what you get
Yeah this is it
This is it?
Look what you get
Yeah this it
This is it
Look what you get