Dollars

Speaking of dollars, they changed the currency here recently
Made the portraits of the presidents bigger

Yeah, I guess the Federal Reserve bank
Had been getting too many complaints over the years
That you couldn't quite make out the cold sore
On Ulysses S. Grant's upper lip
The herpetic president

And of course, you've got the new coins
The quarters with estates on the back of them
Yeah

And after they've gone through all 50
They're going to issue special 26 cent coins
To commemorate Guam and Puerto Rico
Hmm