The Zipper Lips

So, are you enjoying the show so far?
How about you in the back, sir
Are you enjoying the show?
Oh he's not going to answer me, is he?
Looks like we got a Zipper Lips in the audience
Ladies and gentlemen, it's a Zipper Lips!

This dance is called The Zipper Lips
You got to shake your zipper hips
And you'll impress the zipper chicks
And all the other zipper pricks
Shake it to the left and right
With your mouth shut good and tight
You'll be famous overnight

You want to take a zipper trip
I'll give you all a zipper tip
Don't get a zipper on your hip
You'll make the dancefloor zipper flip
Hip hop's gone and disco's out
They're not what it's all about
Here's a dance who's time has come
Just be sure that you keep mum
When I ask you where you're from

So won't you do The Zipper Lips?
I think you'll like my zipper schtick
And when you do I'm sure you'll see
That you'll be dancing just like me
You will find this dance is great
Watch the critics overrate
As it travels 'round the Earth
Spreading it's inherent mirth
Everyone with shackles burst
Free from that oppressive thirst
All will start to laugh out loud
And shake their burden to the ground
And join their hands and all begin to sing

Well, Mr. Zipper Lips
I'm going to use my rusted nail clips
To snip off your scabie ridden finger tips
You lousy Zipper Lips
Zipper, Zipper Zippity doo dah Lips in the audience
Ladies and gentlemen, we got a Zipper Lips over there

You all are a bunch of zipper pricks