Текст песни Biathlon - Nicolay Ramm

What is this sport?
It's amazing, don't you think?
With a gun in their hand,
And skis on their feet.
I know it sounds retarded
But it's true.
Let me tell you the story...

Of Biathlon
Everybody loves Biathlon
It's like cross-country skiing
But with shooting as well
Oh Biathlon
So exciting it's Biathlon
A wonderful sport
And there's guns

Biathlon is a winter sport
That combines rifle shooting and skiing (skiing)
Invented back in the 1800s
As an army excercise
They used to shoot at balloons
But now they shoot at black (blacks?)
"Yeah the targets are actually black"
If you shoot and you miss
You get penalty loops

They store their ammunition in magazines
One of Norway's favourite sports
Because we win every weekend (weekend)
Ole, Emil and the brothers Boe
One of them is always on top
When there's wind you have to
Screw a few knepps
"Yeah, we like to screw around alot"
Even if you're bad
At stand place
If you're quick in the spor

You can still win it
Biathlon (Biathlon)
Not "rifleskiing" but
Biathlon (Biathlon)
Just like diving at sea
While at the same time
Ironing a shirt
Oh Biathlon (Biathlon)
Don't know why it's called
Biathlon (Biathlon)

A beautiful sport Donald Trump would support
Biathlon Love
Biathlon Love
Biathlon Love

Biathlon Love
Biathlon
Everybody loves Biathlon
You get two random sports
(Two random sports)
For the price of one
Oh Biathlon
It's so wierd it's called Biathlon
But it's our favourite sport
In the world
(Biathlon)