Текст песни The Slay of the Gay - Nikki D feat. Dave Buttons

Big man you don't eat fruit
How the fuck you expect to shoot?
You act big and bad
You act like you ain't even a fag
Your hair changes daily
Like look like some sort of scaley
Your hair is deep fried
Like the shit you eat, fries
You barley even shower
You spray cologne for an hour
Getting fucking drenched
Just to hide the stench
Bubble gum personality
Frog lookin ass ex, what is this
Beastiality?
Life full of bliss
But in reality
Isn't it just hit or miss?
You blame shit on anxiety
You barley function in society
But isn't that a little bit of irony?
You're a human monstrosity
I'm just about done with you, fatality

All you eat is bar b que
But you can't take a social que?
All you do is chew
What is that? do I hear a moo
You're so big you have to live in a zoo
Want a drink with that?
How about some boose

Klink

Here take this pill, it's full of zinc
You think you're better than me? Re think
You can't sing so you lip sync
You're not satisfied?
What's the missing link?
Try'na be Bonnie and Clyde
I walked in on you eyes wide
You had just cried
Eyes red, you laid in bed
You saw your father
Next came the water
You tried to pled
But you just had to leave
But we've just begun haven't we?
Here let me roll up my sleeve
All these goals you tryna achieve
My rhyme is wrapped like basket weave
You get caught up in shit like New Year's Eve
Isn't that why your boy left you for Steve?
I remember when you had to greave
Didn't you leave for a month?
I really wanted to misperceive
We waited out front
Arms open, silently broken
But were we stand because you're chosen
But of course I'm joking
I know you're just coping
Remember that night we sat out toking?
We laugh we sugar coat
But here we stand
Bith every note we wrote
Goddamned hand and hand
All for you, because I love you man
I really just love you man