Текст песни Just Clicked - Offbeat
I
never
thought
I'd
resort
to
using
a
computer
To
try
and
find
love,
cause
that
stuff's
just
for
losers
But
there
must
be
others
like
me
who
simply
work
a
lot
And
are
too
busy
to
meet
people,
so
I
guess
it's
worth
a
shot
Okay,
let's
pick
a
username
Something
amusing
that
conveys
my
sense
of
humor
And
is
guaranteed
to
woo
the
babes
Hmm,
everything
I
choose
is
lame
I'll
use
my
first
name
and
my
birthday
I'll
bet
no
one
else'll
do
the
same!
Now
it's
time
to
find
a
profile
pic
Something
tasty
that
the
ladies
won't
be
able
to
resist
Actually
wait
Unconscious
with
a
nob
on
my
face
isn't
a
great
look
Finally
I
fill
my
profile
out
creatively
"How
often
do
you
drink?"
Uh,
occasionally
"Do
you
smoke?"
Yeah,
but
not
regularly
though
A
few
more
tweaks,
hit
save
and
I'm
ready
to
go
When
did
finding
someone
become
such
a
hard
chore?
I've
had
enough
of
bar
crawls
and
dancefloors
All
I'm
after
is
a
partner
who
can
make
me
cry
with
laughter
And
who
looks
like
Mrs.
Carter
Is
that
too
much
to
ask
for?
When
did
finding
someone
become
such
a
hard
chore?
I've
had
enough
of
bar
crawls
and
dancefloors
All
I'm
after
is
a
partner
who
can
make
me
cry
with
laughter
And
who
looks
like
Mrs.
Carter
Is
that
too
much
to
ask
for?
Now
I'm
browsing
through
profiles
to
take
a
peek
And
the
results
are
underwhelming
to
say
the
least
I
know
you
shouldn't
judge
a
book
by
it's
cover
But
if
these
are
their
best
photos
then
how
bad
are
the
others?
I
click
a
few
that
look
promising,
or
at
first
it
seems
But
as
I
read
on,
I
notice
some
recurring
themes
A
lot
of
similar
pictures
and
words
arise
So
as
I
dig
deeper
I
start
reading
between
the
lines
If
she
says
that
she's
bubbly,
don't
be
fooled
or
misled
Cause
that's
code
for
'not
the
sharpest
tool
in
the
shed'
And
if
she
says
that
she's
curvy,
that
generally
means
That
when
she
sees
vending
machines
she
empties
'em
clean
And
with
their
photos
I
also
notice
a
couple
things
Camera
angles
designed
to
hide
their
double
chins
I
know
that
the
camera
never
tells
lies
But
I
beg
to
differ
if
they're
ever
held
high!
When
did
finding
someone
become
such
a
hard
chore?
I've
had
enough
of
bar
crawls
and
dancefloors
All
I'm
after
is
a
partner
who
can
me
cry
with
laughter
And
who
looks
like
Mrs.
Carter
Is
that
too
much
to
ask
for?
When
did
finding
someone
become
such
a
hard
chore?
I've
had
enough
of
bar
crawls
and
dancefloors
All
I'm
after
is
a
partner
who
can
me
cry
with
laughter
And
who
looks
like
Mrs.
Carter
Is
that
too
much
to
ask
for?
I
get
a
notification
And
for
a
moment
I'm
filled
with
hope
and
elation
Cause
this
could
be
the
most
important
message
ever
I'm
about
to
view
I
take
a
deep
breath
and
open
it
"Hey
hun
how
r
u"
I
send
out
a
few
but
get
no
responses
back
I'm
about
to
jack
it
in
when
someone
new
wants
to
chat
She's
into
movies,
music,
and
cookery
too
Plus
she's
a
looker
to
boot,
this
is
too
good
to
be
true!
Over
the
coming
weeks
we
correspond
regularly
I
can't
believe
it,
it
feels
like
it
was
meant
to
be
Eventually
we
agree
to
meet
in
person
It's
the
first
time
in
ages
I've
actually
felt
nervous
I'd
love
to
tell
you
that
the
story
ended
happily
But
that
rarely
ever
happens
in
reality
Let's
just
say
the
pictures
she
had
provided
Made
her
liable
in
court
for
false
advertising
When
did
finding
someone
become
such
a
hard
chore?
I've
had
enough
of
bar
crawls
and
dancefloors
All
I'm
after
is
a
partner
who
can
make
me
cry
with
laughter
And
who
looks
like
Mrs.
Carter
Is
that
too
much
to
ask
for?
When
did
finding
someone
becomes
such
a
hard
chore?
I've
had
enough
of
bar
crawls
and
dancefloors
All
I'm
after
is
a
partner
who
can
make
me
cry
with
laughter
And
who
looks
like
Mrs.
Carter
And
is
just
as
good
a
dancer
Who's
equally
at
home
with
a
glass
of
cava
or
lager
Who's
smart
enough
to
graduate
from
Harvard
with
a
masters
Who
isn't
into
drama,
with
breasts
like
Dolly
Parton
And
preferably
a
rich
father
Is
that
too
much
to
ask
for?!
Well
is
it?
I
don't
think
so
I
mean,
all
that
stuff's
just,
standard
right?
Okay,
okay,
maybe
she
doesn't
have
to
be
a
dancer
But
everything
else
is
essential
I
mean,
okay
She
doesn't
have
to
have
an
actual
Master's
Degree
from
Harvard
But
she's
gotta
be
smart
And,
y'know,
the
rich
dad
thing,
I
guess
I
could
take
or
leave
But
everything
else
is
strictly
non-negotiable
Apart
from
the
lager
and
cava
thing
And
the
Beyoncé
thing
Obviously
But
anything
else
is
a
deal
breaker
I
mean,
what's
even
left
after
that,
y'know?
No,
I'm
not
tryna
be
a
dick
but
I've
just
got
high
standards
And
I
know
what
I'm
looking
for,
y'know?
Yeah,
yeah
Funny
and
boobs,
yeah
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