Текст песни Very Poorly Concealed Secret Track - Optimus Rhyme featuring MC Frontalot
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Sipping
perrier,
playing
ping
pong
Movin'
up
the
ranks
y'all
Hey
man
you
know
there's
nothin'
wrong
With
the
late
night
battle
I
always
stay
prepared
Got
my
paddle
in
my
backpack
Challenger's
beware.
With
the
P-I-N-G
Volley
for
the
serve,
hit
it
nice
and
easy
See
we
got
these
regulations,
for
a
tournament
O.R.P.P.R.B.,
check
the
document
I'll
officiate,
your
event,
keep
it
on
the
level
Inspect
the
surfaces,
arguments
are
settled
Scrutinize
the
nets,
keep
'em
taut
and
snappy
Rock
the
color
commentary,
keep
the
people
happy
It's
on.
the
day
starts
just
before
dawn,
Brobot's
on
the
front
lawn,
giving
seminars
On
the
finer
arts
like
brutal
back
hand
hits
People
linin'
up,
earnin'
new
certificates
Check
the
merchandise,
man
Grimmy
thought
of
everything
Sweat
bands
up
to
grand
champion
rings
It
means
that
nobody
leaves
empty-handed
Every
last
ball
on
the
court's
O.R.P.P.R.B.
branded
Demand
from
my
sponsors
is
big
and
getting
better
See
me
at
the
match
in
my
ping
pong
sweater
In
the
locker
room,
lifting
weights,
getting
strong
Sipping
perrier,
playing
ping
pong
What?
Yo,
they
challenge
me?
To
a
sanctioned
event?
It
went
quick
with
the
skunk,
yeah
love
zero
6
Top
Spin
smashes,
stops
them
dead
in
their
tracks
You
see
the
way
I
relax
is
winnin'
ping
pong
matches
Victories
are
comin'
in
batches
When
I
practice,
it's
back
hand
---
back
hand
again
Forehand,
no
return
practice
sideways
spin
The
skin
on
my
paddle's
kinda
floppy
But
it
don't
stop
me,
I'll
win
in
any
condition
While
you
wishin'
that
you
could
scout
out
my
style
and
try
to
copy
I'm
in
Japan
learning
secret
paddle
positions
I'm
on
a
steady
diet:
sashimi
to
gohan
I
eat
with
my
fingers
consult
the
masters
for
advice:
You
can
excel,
grasshopper,
if
you're
willing
to
pay
the
price!
Keep
your
eyes
on
the
ball.
Grip
the
paddle
like
a
friend.
You
don't
have
to
have
telekinesis
but
pretend
Like
you
do.
Aim
the
sphere
around
the
court.
Enter
into
the
slow
motion
so
that
time
& space
distort.
Make
report
with
the
paddle;
pick
pock
how
it
go.
Pop-lock
as
you
wield
it;
feel
the
ball
flow
Against
the
counter-currents
of
the
motions
you
make.
You
might
mistake
it
for
a
simple
game
of
angles,
but
it
ain't.
Now
taint
the
universe
with
the
flavor
of
your
game,
Tilt
reality
around
the
ball
to
shape
the
lane
Of
its
travel.
But
do
not
let
it
unravel
fate:
Don't
return
a
volley
if
it's
already
too
late.
It's
unfair
to
your
opponent
how
you
move
through
air,
How
you
throw
away
your
paddle
--
in
the
back
pocket
got
a
spare,
How
you
dared
him
to
serve
before
you
got
in
the
room,
How
he
tried
but
the
net
cradled
each
as
a
womb.
Now,
assuming
that
you've
got
all
my
lessons
ignored...
See
me
at
the
Comfort
Inn
on
the
World
Tour
It's
4 a.m.,
I'm
eatin'
continental
breakfast
The
competition
don't
expect
this
A
new
serve
from
Mr.
Cyberman,
an
ace
is
quite
effective
I'm
happy
as
long
as
my
ladder
post
is
protected
Our
gear's
not
the
tightest,
is
all
that
we
found
That
table
might
wobble
but
it
don't
fall
down.
We're
in
the
locker
room
liftin'
weights,
gettin'
strong
Sippin'
Perrier,
playing
ping
pong
Every
ball
is
branded,
serve
it
left-handed,
O.R.P.P.R.B.,
see
the
label
and
demand
it
It
can
get
kinda
crazy,
you
understand
it
It
don't
phase
me,
it's
the
just
the
way
that
we
planned
it.
Every
ball
is
branded,
serve
it
left-handed,
O.R.P.P.R.B.,
see
the
label
and
demand
it
It
can
get
kinda
crazy,
you
understand
it
It
don't
phase
me,
it's
the
just
the
way
that
we
planned
it.
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3 Livin' At The Corner Of Dude & Catastrophe
4 Bizarro Genius Baby
5 Origin Of Species
6 I Hate Your Blog
7 It Is Pitch Dark
8 Forbidden Planet
9 A Skit About Robots
10 Gonna Be Your Man
11 Very Poorly Concealed Secret Track
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14 The OMG Skit
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