Pfft. - Clamydia King and the Cum Dumpster Fire текст песни

Текст песни Clamydia King and the Cum Dumpster Fire - Pfft.



Introducing Mitch a boring bland basic bloke
His pockets full of condoms and cash and coke
He's on the hunt prowling around looking for some strange
Path of least resistance is how to win the game
Poor baby dick and stamina to fit
He couldn't satisfy any woman
He buys drinks til they drown
A pit stop to pound town
Then he drives them away by slut shaming
Introducing Jane a vapid social butterfly
A masterpiece cosmetically and completely dead inside
Seeking a simp to give her drugs and buy her drinks
That'll quell her demons or so she thinks
Full blown addiction and low on funds
She's leeching off of the fortunate sons
She flirts and fucks and does all of their dope
Leading the boys along at the end of a rope
Then Jane catches the eye of this party guy
And Mitch comes over to beguile her
She flaunts along all her bodily charms
And he drugs her til she can't get higher
He thinks he's using her
She's sure she's using him
But it becomes more of a symbiotic relationship
Between two sordid sociopathic citizens
That don't actually like each other
But ultimately become dependent on the partnership
So they get married and the move out to the suburbs
A white picket fence and two point three kids
The model family and the head of the HOA
But it's what you get
When culture is shit
The system wins
Again



Авторы: Michael Webber


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дата релиза
22-11-2022

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