Текст песни Clamydia King and the Cum Dumpster Fire - Pfft.
Introducing
Mitch
a
boring
bland
basic
bloke
His
pockets
full
of
condoms
and
cash
and
coke
He's
on
the
hunt
prowling
around
looking
for
some
strange
Path
of
least
resistance
is
how
to
win
the
game
Poor
baby
dick
and
stamina
to
fit
He
couldn't
satisfy
any
woman
He
buys
drinks
til
they
drown
A
pit
stop
to
pound
town
Then
he
drives
them
away
by
slut
shaming
Introducing
Jane
a
vapid
social
butterfly
A
masterpiece
cosmetically
and
completely
dead
inside
Seeking
a
simp
to
give
her
drugs
and
buy
her
drinks
That'll
quell
her
demons
or
so
she
thinks
Full
blown
addiction
and
low
on
funds
She's
leeching
off
of
the
fortunate
sons
She
flirts
and
fucks
and
does
all
of
their
dope
Leading
the
boys
along
at
the
end
of
a
rope
Then
Jane
catches
the
eye
of
this
party
guy
And
Mitch
comes
over
to
beguile
her
She
flaunts
along
all
her
bodily
charms
And
he
drugs
her
til
she
can't
get
higher
He
thinks
he's
using
her
She's
sure
she's
using
him
But
it
becomes
more
of
a
symbiotic
relationship
Between
two
sordid
sociopathic
citizens
That
don't
actually
like
each
other
But
ultimately
become
dependent
on
the
partnership
So
they
get
married
and
the
move
out
to
the
suburbs
A
white
picket
fence
and
two
point
three
kids
The
model
family
and
the
head
of
the
HOA
But
it's
what
you
get
When
culture
is
shit
The
system
wins
Again
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