Dinosaurs Unicorns and Neanderthals

Unicorns once ruled the skies
While eating baked bean bacon pies
That idea led to their demise
That's why they're all gone

All the Unicorns went ding ding ding
All the Unicorns went ding ding ding
All the Unicorns went ding ding ding
And that was the end of them

Neanderthalls had tiny rooms
Where they all ate their baked legumes
Bonked their heads from smelling fumes
That's why they'r all gone

All Neanderthals went bonk bonk bonk
All Neanderthals went bonk bonk bonk
All Neanderthals went bonk bonk bonk
And that was the end of them

Dinosaurs only ate baked beans
Exploded all their in-betweens
Blew themselves to smithereens
That's why they're all gone

All the dinosaurs went honk honk honk
All the dinosaurs went honk honk honk
All the dinosaurs went honk honk honk
And that was the end of them

The moral of the story is moderation
Yes, Baked Beans are a great creation
Eat too many you'll get a vacation
And that will be the end of you.

All the Unicorns went ding ding ding
All Neanderthalls went bonk bonk bonk
All the dinosaurs went honk honk honk
And that was the end of them.
Yes, that was the end of them.
Thanks to Baked Beans...