Son Youve Got Problems

If a dollar makes you holler
And your cat is too fat
Son, you've got problems
What's a matter with that
If you're hot under the collar
And your dog ignores you
Son, you've got problems
Your life is askew

Son, you've got problems
You've got em for sure
Son, you've got problems
And love is the cure
Son, you've got problems
You've got em for sure
Son, you've got problems
And love is the cure
Son, you've got problems
And love is the cure
Mm Mmm!

If you lost your last nickel
And your carrots taste bad
Son, you've got problems
Worse than you've ever had
If your neighbor sings opera
way past 2am
Well, Son, you've got problems
You can't ignore them

Son, you've got problems
You've got em for sure
Son, you've got problems
And love is the cure
Son, you've got problems
You've got em for sure
Son, you've got problems
And love is the cure
Son, you've got problems
And love is the cure
Mm Mmm!

If you're pizza arrives cold
and Your car overheats
Son, you've got problems
Control Alt Delete
If you lost all your bearings
And you've reached a dead end
Remember your problems
Can be your best friend

Son, you've got problems
You've got em for sure
Son, you've got problems
And love is the cure
Son, you've got problems
You've got em for sure
Son, you've got problems
And love is the cure
Son, you've got problems
And love is the cure
Son, you've got problems
And love is the cure