Текст песни Shipping and Handling - Poni1Kenobi

Here's where my story begins,
I've lost my job, for a bunch of trouble I fell in
But I can't sit at home and cry,
I need some work, so for my Dinky I can provide.

"Equestria Speedy Shipping Services,
We'll meet all your shipping needs"
Sounds like the job for a pony like me,
But little did I know just what shipping could mean

Now I think I finally see
That I've found the job for me
I've got everything I need, for my filly 'neath my wing
And though push may come to shove
I'll help you find the one you love
Though it might cost extra for shipping and handling

If there's a pony that you love
Give me a call, and I'll come swooping in from above
I'll help you show them that you care
'Cause love that's true, now that's a thing that's really rare

Equestria Speedy Shipping Services
I think I know just what it means
It's bringing ponies together with a little push
'Cause sometimes love needs a helping hoof

Now I think I finally see
That I've found the job for me
I've got everything I need, for my filly 'neath my wing
And though push may come to shove
I'll help you find the one you love
Though it might cost extra for shipping and handling