I put my pants on two feet at a time

I make different sounding words work together in rhyme

My motivation is just all of the universes combined

I head my head underwater for 2 days and I survived

Supplement with positivity like addition signs

I'm too smart for myself, they say I'm outta my mind

I slapped death in her face, just for giving me eyes

I could make a polygraph test believe all my lies

And outsmart a computer that's playing chess with Bill Nye

I post facebook statuses usin only my mind

And build Deloreans that's capable of traveling time

And erase the Internet at just the drop of a dime

I got a pocket full of pennies none of em was ever earned

I speak any language ever without taking time to learn

Took a walk up on a gravel road and turned it into asphalt

When I pass trees leaves turn brown and fall off

I work so hard on my craft that it broke in half

Took a walk in God's shoes and never gave em back

Make the sky change colors right from blue to black

I created all reality but future and past

Cuz I'm the best witit

Muh fucker muh fucker I'm the best witit

I ain't perfect but I'm still the fuckin best witit

I don't give a god damn

Testin yo limits

While breakin guiness

With every single sentence

Episodic no phantom menace

So come on be a witness

I'm the best witit

Muh fucker muh fucker I'm the best witit

They don't know a thing about me

Trying to check my informaion like a photo ID

Get me pissed off in December watch the snow turn into rain

I don't think they feel my words like they ears is on some novacaine

The air I breathe is chemically classified as propane

My dried up semen, commonly known as cocaine

Every time I take a shit another galaxy delineates

My reign'll last as long as sideways figure eight

You know what I'm sayin'

Cuz like if you turn like a figure eight on it's side it's an inifinity symbol and shit

So like

I'm gunna be like doing this for ever and shit

You know what I'm saying?

Cuz muh fucker I'm the best witit

Muh fucker muh fucker I'm the best witit

I know you bitches talkin shit, I'm the best witit

Where the hell he goin kid, he the best witit

What's he talkin bout boy, he the best witit

You ain't sayin shit boy, you ain't the best witit

Yeah. You know what I'm say

Oh what the fuck is this?

No, we were suppose to cut this part off it's not even suppose to be on the beat!

We need to cut this shit off. Whachu doin?

I know you bitches couldn't ride like me

Get high like me

Live the life I lead

But you still feel me

Couldn't ride like me

Get high like me

Live the life I lead

But you still feel me

Couldn't try like me

Not to see what I see

Try to fly like me

And always land up creek

Couldn't try like me

Not to see what I see

Try to fly like me

And always land up creek

They say I'm angry for a young man

But they don't even know

Why he stressin? He a white man

Like how the hell he broke?

But who the fuck got time to teach you economical growth

I got a lot up on my plate and most of it ain't edible

Collectible

Federal

Elemental

Hell of a show

And I mean to be boring

I thought you wanted my story

Which simply must be allegory

How you thinkin of me?

My lyrics cut you up like major surgery

Make a blonde go burnette

Turn yo bitch to a pet

Got her goin to the ATM cuz I don't take checks

I'll branch out

Watch me grow fa sho

So until then

At the next episode

I don't even know why I did that shit at the end there man

Cuz muh fucker I'm the best witit

Muh fucker muh fucker I'm the best witit

Best Witit

PoorBoyLuke

Текст песни Best Witit - PoorBoyLuke