A Mei Is in Danger!

A Mei is in danger!
Her health is very low!
Her cool-down's active;
It's counting super slow!
She may be in trouble
if healing won't come soon.
The clock is ticking and-
"It's HIGH NOON!"
"Quit screwing around, Mei!"
No soldier to save her!
No Mercy for Mei!
The health pack's hacked
and a Reaper's in the way!
A Mei needs healing, but
"Fire in the hole!"
A Rip Tire's coming
to take its toll!
A Mei is in danger!
Her ending is nigh!
And Reaper is hoping
she'll "DIE DIE DIE!"
She's nearly a goner
with each narrow miss-
Her luck's just about
run fully out
as D.Va shouts,
"NERF THIS!"
A D.Va's in danger,
but not as much as Mei!
Now D. Va's hunting
her helpless prey!
Mei's Cryo-freeze is ready
And now's her chance to act!
But Mei can't use it
cause she's been HACKED.
A Mei is in danger!
Her plight could not be worse!
"BEARD, DO SOMETHIN!"
Poor Mei is maybe cursed…
A Mei is in danger!
Her odds are asinine!
But now her healing is
Back online!