Текст песни Blame it on the Dice: A Liar's Bar Song (feat. Nathan Hall & Éloïse Desserprit) - Random Encounters
Hey greenhorn, no need for a gigantic panic
Let's brush up on the rules and run over mechanics
We'll teach you the main bits and how you should use 'em
While breaching the basics, so try not to confuse 'em
Rule 1!
Roll the dice, keep 'em under your cup
Rule 2!
Take a peek, start to add 'em up
Rule 3!
Place a bet on the faces in total
Rule 4!
You wanna wager on whichever is modal
Rule 5!
Raise the bet, gamble ampler instances
Rule 6!
Change their faces, if you doubt their existences
Rule 7!
Call a bluff, if you think something stinks
Rule 8!
If you're wrong, you'll be taking the drink
Take the heat off, and put your poker face on
You wanna play with the pros? You'll need a credible con
Odds are 16 percent for one face or another
All that's odd here is you
Don't be irrational brother
You throw around stats, instead of throwing the dice
All your maths and your graphs, do you want some advice?
You've been running your mouth, and talking over your gut
You wanna make the right call?
Keep your mouth shut
Two 4s
Three 3s
Three 5s
Four 4s
Four 5s
Five 4s
Six 4s
Seven 5s
Eight 5s
Rip Toar, he was honestly trying
I'd speak ill of the dead, but he's kinda still dying
The bull's bit the bullet, but you're both in my sight
I'm debatably bait, but be careful I bite
My feminine weapon's disruptive distractions
You read all the books, while I read your reactions
Uh, your read is all wrong, if you think I'm unable, babe
To hoodwink you blind, and drink you under the table
I'm inside your head, and right under your nose
I play pretty dirty for a wolf in sheeps clothes
You're betting I'm bluffing, that I've nothing to see
Well, ya'll should call an ambulance
But babe, not for me!
Three 3s
Four 4s
Four 5s
Five 3s
Let's liven the game up with a bit of a twist
It's more fun taking shots with a risk you could miss
Two bottles of poison, plus a pair that are potable
Beware if you err, because the difference is notable
It's icing on the cake, now that cupcake's on ice
She tried to make a big play, and got played by the dice
Why, she was drop-dead gorgeous, 'till she simply dropped dead
It's easy bettin' on black, until you're seeing the red
One 4
Two 4s
Three 4s
Five 4s
Six 4s
Seven 4s
Eight 4s
Nine 4s
Ten 4s
Eleven 4s
Twelve 4s...?
Thirteen 4s
You're feinting to win, or you're fading to black
You gotta roll with the punches, or be stabbed in the back
It ain't sin city, but there's certainly sin
And the ones playing dumb, are the smart bet to win
You can lie to my face, but I'll see what's beneath
Then you'll be lying in a pine box, for lying through your teeth
My rivals' survival's an outcome I encumber
I'm not new to the noose, but I'm numb to the numbers
Two 3s
Three 4s
Four 3s
Five 4s
Six 3s
Six 4s
Seven 4s
I could call it a draw, but I don't think I will
There's still so much to drink, and some blood left to spill
It would even the odds to say the odds are on even
Even so, we both know the odds are low you'll be leaving
See, you couldn't tell a fraction from a freaking factorial!
Come back, and come at me once you've mastered the tutorial
Hey, blame it on the dice, or the way that they land
But, buddy, blood is the price that the house now demands
One 2
Two 2s
Three 2s
Three 3s
Three 5s
Four 5s
Five 5s
Six 5s
Seven 5s
Eight 5s
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