Текст песни Sex Symbols - Ray Stevens

- Hey there, Jewlio!
- No, no, that's Julio! Julio!
- You make all the women tremble... hey, Jewlio!
- Julio! Julio!
- You're a regular sex symbol
A Latin lover like no other
A Don Jew-Won it's true
- Eh, what?
- But did ya know, Jewlio, I'm a sex symbol, too?

- Hey, Raymone!
- Yeah, Jewlio?
- You make all the women giggle.
- Must be my beard.
- Hey, Raymone!
- What is it?
- You're a southern fried sex symbol.
- Yeah...

- A one man band, you're funny
And you have that certain charm
- Yeah I do...
- Hey, Raymone, I'll bet you'll kill 'em... down on the farm!

Sex symbols! (Sex symbols!)

- Like Boxcar Willie!
- Fernando Lamas...

Sex symbols! (Sex symbols!)

- Yeah, like George Goober Lindsay
- Valentino!

We could go on and on.

- They all have that certain something.
- What it is, it's hard to tell
- Maybe it's your voice, your looks, your tan?
- Or maybe it's your tarzan yell?

That's it! That's it!

- Hey, you know what Jewlio?
- What's that?
- I've seen you sing out there in Las Vegas
- Yeah?
- And I've seen what you call those good lookin'
High tone women throw their frilly unmentionables
On stage with their motel keys...
- Yeah, it's really embarrassing sometimes.
- You're tellin' me...
- Why I remember one night I was in Atlanta
I just broke into "It's Me Again, Margaret"
And those orthopedic industrial strength pantyhose
Literally filled the air
- You're kidding?
- No I'm not... I'm tellin' you,
All this sex appeal can be a heavy cross to bear!

Sex symbols! (Sex symbols!)

- Like Grandpa Jones!
- Ricardo Montalban

Sex symbols! (Sex symbols!)

- Like Jerry Clower
- Valentino!

We could go on and on!

- They all have that certain something
- Makes the women lose their poise
- Maybe it's your long, black wavy hair?
- Or maybe it's your camel noise?

Sex symbols!

- Hey, Raymone, have you ever been asked
To pose for a magazine?
- Yeah, I sure have!
- Was it Playgirl? Or Cosmo?
- Naw, it was a medical journal of some kind.
I ate too much boiled okra one night and broke out
In a rash all over my body, the doctors said they
Ain't never seen nothin' like it.
- Chihuaha!
- Then there was that time Ripley's Believe it or Not,
Wanted to come out and take some shots.
I was busy, though...
- Caramba!
- Yeah, I was posing for Field and Stream!
Just caught an eight pound small mouth...