Текст песни I'm about to get fired - Raymond Xu Vlog

If you are my future employer turn this shit off

Im about to get fired
I didnt go to work today cuz i was tired
Last night i didn't go to bed cuz i was wired
Came up with this song idea that was fire
What should i do on my last day
Course thats gotta be the day after pay day

Two week notice how about a minute notice
How about i set the building on fire with no accomplice
Tell my boss that I'm glad imma finally see you less
I regret i spent time in the office
Fuck a performance review this the worst test
Fuck work im a rapper dog my office is the studio
Well right now it's my sister's closet cant see me through her clothes

Im in it so theres no echo
Hope i make it this closet music studio too small
Sometimes my arm hit the wall
So gotta restart this verse i cant keep going at all
Im goin hard in the closet
Got that mic'd up sound and my beats go the hardest
Whispering soft or yellin loud as i can get
Draggin my head through her longest dress

Two week notice how about a minute notice
How about i set the building on fire with no accomplice
Tell my boss that I'm glad imma finally see you less
I regret i spent time in the office
Fuck a performance review this the worst test
Fuck work im a rapper dog my office is the studio
Well right now it's my sister's closet cant see me through her clothes

You ever work with someone who tell you a story that makes you wana die
Dont have a car but still dont wana ask for a ride
Imma just wait for the bus inside
Anyone got a job that make em wana commit suicide
Gotta have a job to stay alive
When i was younger i didnt want to spit these bars or catch a lob
When i was a kid i wanted to be a porn star that was my dream job
Well what i learned is life goes on keep pumpin dont stop
If you get an opportunity treat it like a lollipop
Big problem goes away if you get close to it and lick it a lot
Everything gets better if you're really hot
To be a porn star you gotta come on cue which i cannot

Started telling people i was a rapper and no one cared
No different from when i told people im an engineer no one stared
Showin my songs to people that dont know hip hop hard sell
Back to back play myself young thug and kendrick they cant tell
Then they tryna give advice to me
They sayin stop playin your song in the bathroom im tryna pee
They sayin stop playin your song in the mailroom im tryna use my key
They sayin stop playin your song at work or imma guarantee
That you bout to get fired

I did not end up getting fired