Текст песни No More - Jerry Dixon , Raúl Esparza

No more
Walking up six flights of stairs
Or throwing down the key
Because there is no buzzer!

No more
Walking thirteen blocks
With thirty pounds of laundry
In the fucking dead of winter!

No more faulty wiring
No more painted floors
No more spitting out my Ultra Brite
On top of dirty dishes
In the one and only sink

Hello to my walk-in closets
Tidy as Park Avenue.
Hello my butcher block table
I could get used
I could get used
I could get used to you

No more
Climbing over sleeping people
Before you get out the door of your own building!

MICHAEL & JONATHAN: No more
Noxious fumes from gas heaters that are illegal
Or will blow up while you are sleeping

MICHAEL & JONATHAN: Ohhhh!

No more--
Leaky ceilings!
No more--
Holes in the floor!
MICHAEL & JONATHAN: No more
Taking a shower in the kitchen while your roommate′s eating breakfast
MICHAEL & JONATHAN: And you're getting water on his cornflakes!

Hello to shiny new parquet wood floors
Waxed as a wealthy girl′s legs
Hello dear Mr. Dishwasher
I could get used
(I could get used)
I could get used
I could get used to you
MICHAEL (starting during Jonathan's)
I could get used to you.

JONATHAN: No more--exotic!
MICHAEL: No more--neurotic!
MICHAEL & JONATHAN: No more
Anything but pleasantly robotic

We're moving on up
We′re moving on up
To the East Side
To the East Side
MICHAEL & JONATHAN: To a deluxe apartment
In the sky

JONATHAN What′s that?
Oh, come on
Hold on, breathe
Easy
What are you doing?
It's him
Ah, hold the phone

MICHAEL & JONATHAN: Hello to dear Mr. Doorman
Who looks like Captain Kangaroo
Hello dear fellow and how do you do

I could get used
(MICHAEL: I could get used)
Even seduced
(MICHAEL: Even seduced)
MICHAEL & JONATHAN: I could get used to you.

Ohhhh yeah!