Deadly Lethal Ninja Assassin (Acoustic Version)

Soft little bodies swollen by the sun
Waiting for a break that he knows will never come
Four brittle limbs weak from under use
And a head full of words
Long green hair, funny looking dude
Big mouth on him and a wicked attitude
And at first impressions he must seem kinda rude
But he does his best, yeah
Anyway
Anyway
Anyway
I wanna be just like you
Get myself a job and a really cool tattoo
I wanna be just like you
Get myself a job and a really cool tattoo
I'm walking home beside you
Hair is long and blonde and your eyes are both bright blue
I wanna be just like you in all i do
Jimmy got drunk on his way to class
Swinging from the roof, showed everyone his ass
And if you ask him why, he shakes his head and laughs;
"There was nothing for it"
Stacy got laid, boyfriend number one
Took him to a room and had a little fun
She wearing out her voice, shes telling everyone
And he can't ignore it
Anyway
Anyway
Anyway
I wanna be just like you
Get myself a job and a really cool tattoo
I wanna be just like you
Get myself a job and a really cool tattoo
I'm walking home beside you
Hair is long and blonde and your eyes are both bright blue
I wanna be just like you
Get myself a job and a really cool tattoo
Really cool tattoo
A really cool tattoo
A really cool tattoo
Don't take it so hard
(Really cool tattoo)
Don't take it so hard
Don't take it so
Don't take it too hard
Don't take it
Don't take it so hard
Yeah, always take it too hard
It's only 'cuz i like you
You are everything i wish i could be
And maybe if I'm like you
Baby, would you like me?
You're dressed like a victorian at a swimming pool
You're (you're) dressed like a victorian at a swimming pool
You're (you're) dressed like a victorian at a swimming pool
You're (you're) dressed like a victorian at a swimming pool
You're (you're) dressed like a (deadly lethal ninja assassin) victorian at a swimming pool
All in black
I want to be just like you, yeah
I want to be just like you, yeah
I want to be just like you, yeah
I wanna be just like you
Get myself a job and a really cool tattoo
I wanna be just like you
Get myself a job and
I (want to be just like you, yeah)
I (want to be just like you, yeah)
I (want to be just like you, yeah)
I
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