Текст песни The Chocolate Robots Song - Rhett and Link

Scooping up our chocolate with their creepy finger spoons...
When are these chocolate covered robots gonna leave us alone?
Here's an educated guess
When our chocolates all gone.
It's gross to watch chocolate powered robots eat,
- 100% cacao -
All bitter no sweet.
Chocolate powered robots having babies now,
How do they do it?
I don't wanna know how...

And they appear to be powered by a different thing...

Cause peanut butter powered baby robots also can fly!

So we have to eat other butter

Like cashew, apple, almond...
I can't think of any others.

-Macadamia nut butter?

-That exists?

-Yeah they just gave me some...

-Let me try some...

-Mmm, that's good.

-Real good.

Thank you chocolate powered robots

And your peanut butter powered babies

For causing us to discover
We love other butter
Made from macadamias.

We will fully submit
To do your bidding

Both night and day

Just feed us macadamia nut butter
And we'll do whatever you say.

Chocolate powered robots tell us what to do.