Текст песни The Craigslist Couch Song - Rhett and Link , Bart Baker

Mr. Fly
Has been
Compromised
Mr. Fly is our couch

A rat has taken up residence
Inside
Its a long story

Where does one turn
When one needs
A new place to sit

Think think think
Think think think
Think think think
Think Craigslist

Beatrice
Has been
Comprimised

Beatrice is my couch
I named her that

Now its red
When it once
Was white
(I have chronic nosebleeds)

How in the world
Does one get
Rid of this

Think think think
Think think think
Think think think
Think Craigslist

Im posting an add
We're replying to an add
On craigslist

It looks like a real red couch
Look at this real red couch
On craigslist

We gotta snag this couch man
Im gonna call him

Boop boop boop
Bede boop boop boop
Boop

Ring
Ring
Ri-

Hello
H-hello umm
Im callin bout uh-
Calling bout a couch?

Yeah uh i am
I knew it
I can smell ypu from here

Uhh o-ok
Well um i just uh
Intrested in it so if i could

Come along then bring your
Roomate and come on by
Im here waiting for you boys
You cant see me can you

No
Ok good keep it that way till you get here
Oh come right now
You better get here real quick
I gotta bathe my mother
Goodbye

Were buying a sofa
Thats what were gonna do
But im pretty sure were buying it
From a sketchy sketchy sketchy
Sketchy sketchy sketchy dude

Ok here we are
Were at the front door
Sh-should i knock
Sh-should i ring the
Ring the door bell
Okay
Dingdong
Dingdong
Dingdong Dingdong

Hey phillip
Uh im not. Im not phillip
You smell different when youre awake
You gotta real nice forehead

Th-thanks
I-i usually cover it up but
Well let me ask you a question
I lost my tangerine-potatoe smoothie
Could i check yalls hairs for it

Were not buying a sofa
Thats not what were gonna do
Because ges most definetly
The most sketchy sketchy sketchy
Sketchy-est of dudes

Lets get outta here
Dolphins are the best food
Mmhh