Текст песни Yo Mama So - Rhett and Link
Yo
mama's
so
cuddly
that
puppies
watch
Youtube
videos
of
her.
Yo
mama's
so
bold
she's
featured
on
the
toolbar
of
Microsoft
Word.
Yo
mama's
so
wise,
Yoda
often
texts
her
for
advice.
Yo
mama's
so
nice,
I
gotta
say
it
twice.
...She's
NICE
(nice).
Yo
mama's
so
pleasant
that
instead
of
sweating,
Her
body
emits
a
continuous
gentle
breeze.
Yo
mama's
so
precious,
that
Gollum
was
all
like
"What
ring?"
(Gollum!)
Yo
mama's
so
adaptable
that
Darwin
wrote
a
book
about
her
Entitled
"The
Origin
of
the
Denises."
Your
mom's
name
is
Denise,
right?
No
it's
Trudy
but
she's
so
accommodating
she'll
probably
answer
to
it.
Yo
mama's
so
musical
that
I
confuse
Yo
Mama
with
Yo
Yo
Ma
Yo
mama's
so
chill
that
she
addresses
me
as
"brah"
Yo
mama's
so
full
of
joy
and
cheer,
She
put
the
detergent
industry
out
of
business.
Yo
mama's
so
dazzling
that
your
dad
Glues
her
to
the
outside
of
your
house
at
Christmas.
Yo
mama's
so
environmentally
conscious
That
she
can
read
the
thoughts
of
trees.
Yo
mama's
so
creative,
MacGyver
brings
her
things
and
he's
like
"What
can
I
do
with
these?"
Yo
mama's
so
brave
that
if
a
saw
her
fighting
a
bear,
I
would
pray
for
the
bear.
Yo
mama's
so
compassionate
that
she
knits
sweaters
For
homeless
kittens
made
out
of
her
own
hair.
Yo
mama's
so
energetic
that
she
Equals
mass
times
the
speed
of
light
to
the
second
power
Yo
mama's
so
clean
that
she
makes
The
soap
feel
dirty
when
she's
takin'
a
shower.
Yo
mama's
so
magnetic
that
she's
even
got
pull
with
Magneto.
Yo
mama's
so
enjoyable
she's
like
a
hug
Wrapped
in
laughter
wrapped
in
a
magic
show
Wrapped
in
a
delicious
chicken
burrito.
Yo
mama's
so
indescribably
awesome
that...
How
indescribably
awesome
is
she?
I'm
having
a
hard
time
describing
her.
Yo
mama's
so
intelligent
that
she
Makes
me
feel
inferior
when
I
don't
use
words
good.
Yo
mama's
so
crafty
that
she
built
A
fully
functional
smartphone
out
of
glitter
and
balsa
wood.
Yo
mama's
so
outgoing
that
she
is,
at
this
very
moment,
in
space.
Yo
mama's
so
careful
she
keeps
her
iPhone
case
in
an
iPhone
case
case.
Yo
mama's
so
unpredictable
that
psychics
refuse
to
give
her
a
reading.
Yo
mama's
so
persuasive
that
she
Convinced
a
cop
that
pulled
her
over
that
he
was
speeding.
Yo
mama's
so
stable
that
horses
are
like,
"Yo,
can
we
stay
with
you?"
Yo
mama's
so
resilient
every
morning
she
sprinkles
Her
cereal
with
bird
flu.
Yo
mama's
so
loving
that
I
wish
she
was
my
mama!
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