Текст песни Missed Kris - Rhymer

Tip toe in the crib like kids tryin to catch a peak
Of the big red suit and the man who beats the clock
Nine reindeer and the fogs defeated
Upon a midnight clear whether snow or sleet appear
Making a list
Checking it twice
Elf on a shelf never nice always naughty
And he's supposed to be the snitch that we invite inside
To give right insight to the big man
Don't mind if I don't
Self incriminate you know I won't
Cuz the fifth amendment's still a gift that's meant to exist
Even on the 25th
But back to the present
Back to the presents
Sack on his back and unpacking his blessins
Snack in the back and he's makin a mess and
We knew milk and cookies would be a success
And the stockings are set by the chimney with care
Saint Nicholas gifted us unaware were we
Sleepy like Rip Van Winkle
Tree lights be like Twinkle Twinkle
Blinked and we missed Kris Kringle

Blinked and we missed
Blinked and we missed Kris Kringle
Blinked and we missed
Blinked and we missed Kris Kringle
Blinked and we missed Kris Kringle
Blinked and we missed
Blinked and we missed Kris Kringle
Blinked and we missed Kris Kringle
Blinked and we missed
Blinked and we missed Kris Kringle
Blinked and we missed Kris Kringle

In a wool suit shade like a candy cane
From a self named lane from whence he came
Was a Little Saint Nick with a belly like a bowl full of jelly
Tell me how could he be both
Is he little like the Beach Boys song suggests
Or is he thicky thick like all the rest
Rosey cheeks like an eggnog keg stand my God
Don't drink and sleigh three legs like a tripod
He ain't got'em
And what if from a roof he oofs and then poof
There goes the proof
No gifts when the sun comes
That's a truth we don't want so we sleep
He performs the stunt and yo
Keep the tradition
Back on the mission
He creeping in with cheery disposition
Warm in our dreams and them sugar plum visions
He comes and he goes every year so consistent
And kids from one to 92 resign to do their routines confined to glue their eyes shut till it's time when the day is new
They run into their parents room and shout hey with a face of amazement on full display
Mom and Dad jump awake provoked both afraid that their space is invaded
FBI raided but it ain't it's just Christmas Day
And we make the desserts the toppings like sprinkle sprinkle
Sleigh bells sound like jingle jingle
Mrs Claus means Kris ain't single single
We blinked and we missed Kris Kringle

Blinked and we missed Kris Kringle
Blinked and we missed
Blinked and we missed Kris Kringle
Blinked and we missed
Blinked and we missed Kris Kringle
Blinked and we missed Kris Kringle
Blinked and we missed
Blinked and we missed Kris Kringle
Blinked and we missed Kris Kringle
Blinked and we missed
Blinked and we missed Kris Kringle
Blinked and we missed Kris Kringle