Текст песни Jake from State Farm - Salem

I don′t wanna be your Jake from State Farm
I don't wanna be your 800 call anymore
If you wanting my insurance
Then you gotta earn it
I don′t want no half priced love
I don't wanna be your Jake from State Farm
And break someone's heart

Why you always sound so formal on the phone
Talking kinda low
Like you′re not alone
Guessing she′s around you
Putting on her clothes
Wonder if she knows

Every night you're in the kitchen
When she thinks you′re doing dishes
But she's growing a suspicion
Cause they′re still in the sink
Every morning when she questions it
You get out of confessing
Cause you never ever mention
You were talking to me

I don't wanna be your Jake from State Farm
I don′t wanna be your 800 call anymore
If you wanting my insurance
Then you gotta earn it
I don't want no half priced love
I don't wanna be your Jake from State Farm
And break someone′s heart

Don′t have any khakis
Or a collared shirt
No I've never worked
In customer support
I′ll never do your taxes
And I'm pretty sure
That I sound like a girl

Every night you′re in the kitchen
When she thinks you're doing dishes
But she′s growing a suspicion
Cause they're still in the sink
Every morning when she questions it
You get out of confessing
Cause you never ever mention
You were talking to me

I don't wanna be your Jake from State Farm
I don′t wanna be your 800 call anymore
If you wanting my insurance
Then you gotta earn it
I don′t want no half priced love
I don't wanna be your Jake from State Farm
And break someone′s heart

(I don't wanna be your Jake from State Farm)
(I don′t wanna be)

I don't wanna be your Jake from State Farm
(I don′t wanna be your Jake from State Farm)
(I don't wanna be your 800 call anymore)
I don't wanna be