Three Foolish Piglets

There was an old sow who had three little pigs
And three little piglets had she
And the old sow'd always say "oink, oink, oink"
And the little pigs said "wee, wee, wee"

Now, one day, one of these three little pigs
To the other two piglets, said he
"From now on, let's always say oink, oink, oink"
"'Tis so childish to say wee, wee, wee"

So, these three piglets grew skinny and lean
And lean they might very well be
For they just couldn't seem to say "oink, oink, oink"
And they wouldn't say "wee, wee, wee"

So these three piglets, they up and died
An awfully sad sight to see
So, don't ever try to say "oink, oink, oink"
When you only should say "wee, wee, wee"