Текст песни I've Never Seen Anything Like It - Jr. , Sammy Davis

It's unbelievable
I don't believe it
Now just wait a minute
I've seen the world, I've been around
I could tell you stories that would quite astound you
I'm not a fool, I went to school
I've been from Liverpool to Istanbul
Istanbul and I'm no fool and anyone will tell you
That I'm sharper than a knife
But I've never seen anything like it in my life
Well I've never seen anything like it
I've never seen anything like it
No I've never seen anything like it in my life
Look, I mean I know the game
I've seen them all
I could tell you stories that would quite enthrall you
I know my job, pleasing the mob
I'd give them what they want for just two bob
Just two bob, yeah that's my job
And this is so fantastic, I can't wait to tell me wife
"Gert, you've never seen anything like this in your life"
No, I've never seen anything like it
I've never seen anything like it
I've never seen anything like it in my life
I thought I'd seen every wonder in the world
I've seen the Colosseum in Rome and the Acropolis
I made the biggest blunder in the world
Because I've never seen anything quite like this
I move, I'm on earth, I tell you straight
I could tell you stories that would fascinate you
I know the trade, I know the tricks
Once upon an elephant for two pound six
Two pound six and I taught it tricks
But for your Pushmi-pullyu I pay three pounds, four pounds, five
I've never seen anything like it, that's alive
No, I've never seen anything like it
I've never seen anything like it
I've never seen anything like it in my life
Yes, I've never seen anything like it
I've never seen anything like it
I've never seen anything like it in all my life
It's unbelievable