Текст песни True Story - Shel Silverstein
This
morning
I
jumped
on
my
horse
and
went
out
for
a
ride.
Some
wild
outlaws
chased
me
and
they
shot
me
in
the
side.
So
I
crawled
into
a
wildcat's
cave
to
find
a
place
to
hide,
But
some
pirates
found
me
a
sleepin'
there
and
soon
they
had
me
tied
'Til
a
lady
zombie
cut
me
loose
and
begged
to
be
my
bride.
So
I
said
I'd
come
back
Wednesday,
but
I
must
admit
I
lied,
'Cause
I
run
away
into
the
swamp
but
I
forgot
my
guide.
And
I
stepped
into
some
quicksand,
and
no
matter
how
I
tried,
I
couldn't
get
out
'till
I
met
a
crocodile
named
Clyde
Who
took
me
to
some
cannibals
who
planned
to
have
me
fried.
They
built
a
fire
under
me
and
I
swear
I
almost
cried
'Til
an
eagle
come
and
swooped
me
up
and
through
the
air
we
flied,
But
he
dropped
me
in
a
boiling
lake
a
thousand
miles
wide.
And
you
know
what
happened
then?
I
died.
1 Invitation
2 Eighteen Flavors
3 Melinda Mae
4 Sick
5 Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me Too
6 Enter This Deserted House
7 Jimmy Jet and His TV Set
8 For Sale
9 Warning
10 The Yipiyuk
11 Crocodile's Toothache
12 Stone Telling
13 Ridiculous Rose
14 Boa Constrictor
15 Peanut-Butter Sandwich
16 Listen to the Mustn'ts
17 Hug o' War
18 Smart
19 Forgotten Language
20 The Farmer and the Queen
21 The One Who Stayed
22 No Difference
23 Wild Boar
24 Thumbs
25 Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take the Garbage Out
26 My Hobby
27 Early Bird
28 Me-Stew
29 Captain Hook
30 With His Mouth Full of Food
31 The Flying Festoon
32 The Silver Fish
33 The Generals
34 The Worst
35 Dreadful
36 My Beard
37 The Little Blue Engine
38 If I Had a Brontosaurus
39 One Inch Tall
40 Long-Haired Boy
41 Rain
42 True Story
43 Hungry Mungry
44 Standing
45 If the World Was Crazy
46 Hector the Collector
47 Spaghetti
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