Текст песни Pirate Life (feat. Blackbeard) - Smosh feat. Blackbeard

Everyone knows that Blackbeard's the best
There's nothing more to say
But I hear there's this new bloke around, by the name of Kenway
He's always hiding in his white hood with his girly hair and crap
But I'm still the baddest pirate around
'Cause I've got this treasure map
Yo ho, yo ho
A pirate's life for me
Yo ho, yo ho
Murderin' fools for free
Yo ho, yo ho
A pirate's life for me
Yo ho, yo ho
Murderin' fools for free
They call me Eddie Kenway, man
I'm the scourge of the land and sea
Got flowing hair, some sharp-ass blades
And maybe a little scurvy
Don't got a stupid peg leg
Or a dumbass for a hand
But I'll shove my blowgun up your ass
If you mess with my pirate band
I'll grab my musket
And I bust it
Got lovely hair, you can't touch it
I steal maps
Don't give craps
Got pretty girls sittin' on my lap
'Cause I'm a pirate
Living my life all high on the seven seas
I'm a pirate
Getting bootie with the cuties 'cause I do what I please
Four guns I blast
Slash throats as I pass
Kissing those sexy wenches
Because I'm a freakin' pirate, dude
And the rest of ya'll are bitches
Yo ho, yo ho
A pirate's life for me
Yo ho, yo ho
Murderin' fools for free
Yo ho, yo ho
A pirate's life for me
Yo ho, yo ho
Murderin' fools for free
Boarding your ship to pillage and kill
Don't even need it I just love to steal
All the ladies love me 'cause I'm a big pimp
Hope the don't smell me 'cause I stink like ship
Eating oranges to prevent scurvy
Dammit now it's gonna hurt when I pee
You can never blame me for grabbin' your chick
'Cause most my life's surrounded be dick
I'll grab my musket
And I bust it
Got a badass beard
You can't touch it
I steal maps
Don't give craps
Got pretty girls
And I'm sitting on their laps
'Cause I'm a pirate
Living my life all high on the seven seas
I'm a pirate
Getting bootie with the cuties 'cause I do what I please
Four guns I blast
Slash throats as I pass
Kissing those sexy wenches
Because I'm a freakin' pirate, dude
And the rest of ya'll are bitches
Yo ho, yo ho
A pirate's life for me
Yo ho, yo ho
Murderin' fools for free
Yo ho, yo ho
A pirate's life for me
Yo ho, yo ho
Murderin' fools for free
Well, I guess it's time for the two of us to brawl
Time to settle who's the baddest pirate once and for freakin' all
I wake up (Cuz I'm a pirate)
Don't give a fuck (Cuz I'm a pirate)
Love to drink (Cuz I'm a pirate)
I stink (Cuz I'm a pirate)
Don't shower (Cuz I'm a pirate)
Make bitches cower (Cuz I'm a pirate)
Gettin' booty (Cuz I'm a pirate)
Takin' doodies (Cuz I'm a pirate)
Eat rotten beef (Cuz I'm a pirate)
Lost all my teeth (Cuz I'm a pirate)
Far from home (Cuz I'm a pirate)
'Cause we're pirates
Living our life all high on the seven seas
We're pirates
Getting bootie with the cuties 'cause we do what we please
Four guns we blast
Slash throats as we pass
Kissing those sexy wenches
Because we're freakin' pirate, dude
And the rest of ya'll are bitches
Yo ho, yo ho
A pirate life for me
Yo ho, yo ho
Murderin' fools for free
Yo ho, yo ho
A pirate life for me
Yo ho, yo ho
Murderin' fools for free