Текст песни We Are the Robot Pirates - Songs to Wear Pants To

yo ho ho and a bottle of ram
Yarr matey, straight out of Davy Jones Locker, this one goes out to all my fellow robot pirates.
We be bringing it with the skulls and crossbones
Throw your antennas in the air, and wave them like you just don't compute.
We are the robot pirates.
We have robot functions, but we have pirate duties.
For instance, we're able to reboot, and we search for bootie.
We wear eyepatches and are feared by the masses,
I have a parrot sitting on my titanium chassis!
That's why you'll hear him say,
"Polly want a cracker?"
She's powered by a minature nuclear reactor.
She helps to defend our ship from any attackers!
"WHO'S YOUR BIGGEST ENEMY?"
Computer haxors!
We are the robot pirates!
We are made of metal from our heads to our privates!
We are the robot pirates!
Robots are good, and pirates are good.
We do all the things that a robot should-,
"I-i spoke to him in binary, a-and he undershtood!"
we also do the things that a pirate should!
My leg malfunctioned so I got one made of wood!
(funky beat)
Yes, break it down now.
I'm really feeling that beat!
Shake it, shake, shake it.
Shake it, shake, shake it!
Shake it, shake, shake it!
Shake it like a sword with a dead guy on it.
Shake it, shake, shake it.
Shake it, shake, shake it!
Shake it, shake, shake it!
Shake it like a sword with a dead guy on it.
We are the robot pirates!
We are made of metal from our heads to our privates!
We are the robot pirates!
Instead of a chest, treasure goes in memory banks-
if you try to shut me down, i will make you walk the plank-
I can cut people open, and I don't have to try-
and I got a sweet telescope built into my eye-
I have to indulge when the ladies beckon-
Watch me mop the whole poop deck in 11 seconds-
I can drop the anchor 'cause I know how to work it-
We can't touch the water 'cause it makes us short-circuit.
WE ARE THE ROBOT PIRATES!