Текст песни Karate Star - SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob:
HIYA!!
HIYA!!
YA!
YA!
YA!
YA!
YA!
YA!
Ta-daa!
A
gift,
in
your
likeness.
Gary:
Meow!
SpongeBob:
Cause
you're
so
sweet...
Get
it?!
Cause
pineapples
are
sweet,
and
you
are
sweet
also
as
well.
Get
it?!
Patrick:
Hey
buddy.
You
still
got
that
bucket
of
cheese?
Oh
no!
He's...
not
right!
Don't
worry,
pal!
I'll
help
you!
Patrick:
Buddy!
You
okay?
SpongeBob:
Ahhh.
Patrick,
Thank
you
so
much!
If
it
weren't
for
your
tremendous
gorilla
strength,
I
would've
been
a
goner!
If
there's
anything
I
can
do
to
return
the
favor,
anything
at
all...
you
just
let
me
know.
Anyway,
back
to
my
Karate
exercises.
Oh,
and
help
yourself
to
the
cheese
bucket.
Thanks
again
buddy.
HIYA!
Patrick:
Hey!
I
want
to
learn
how
to
do
that.
SpongeBob:
What,
what
you
mean
karate?!
Patrick:
Uhhuh!
SpongeBob:
Oh,
Patrick,
Patrick,
Patrick...
my
dear,
dear
friend.
Karate
is
a
delicate
art,
a
skill
that
takes
years
to...
Patrick:
If
I
recall
correctly,
I
seem
to
remember
saving
your
life
a
few
minutes
ago.
SpongeBob:
Yeah...
However...
Patrick:
I
also
remember
you
saying,
"If
there's
anything
you
can
do
to
return
the
favor,
anything
at
all...
to
let
you
know.
SpongeBob:
Well
I
did
say
that
Patrick
but,
well,
karate
is
about
finesse,
not
so
much
brute
strength.
You
see,
there's
so
much
you
don't
know.
You
have
not
even
scratched
the
surface
of
the
surface.
Patrick:
Then
teach
me.
SpongeBob:
As
you
wish,
just
remember
one
thing.
With
power,
comes
responsibility.
Patrick:
Oh
yeah
Mama!
SpongeBob:
Okay.
Lets
start
off
simple.
This
is
a
basic
move
called
"the
inverted
whirlpool".
Patrick:
Inverty
whirpey...
Got
it!
Patrick:
Woohoo!
That
was
awesome!!
SpongeBob:
Think
you
can
handle
that?
Patrick:
Yeah!
Yeah!
Ha
Ha
Ha
Oh
Yeah!
Oh
Yeah!
Hey,
how
do
you
stop
this
thing?
Harold:
Neptune's
trousers!
What's
that?!
SpongeBob:
Now
this
is
very
easy,
watch
closely.
Haa-haah.
You
got
it?
Patrick:
Definitely!
SpongeBob:
Patrick,
I
didn't
want
to
have
to
say
this...
but
you're...
you're
unteachable.
Patrick:
What?!?
I...!
Barnacles!
SpongeBob:
Look
what
you
did
to
this
wall
of
cinder
blocks.
In
all
my
years
of
training,
I've
never
seen
a
perfect
slice.
No
ones
ever
been
able
to
execute
such
a
clean
karate
chop
through
a
wall
of
cinder!
Patrick:
Wow!
Spongebob:
You're
a
natural!
A
karate
genius!
Patrick:
Clamo!
SpongeBob:
Now
let's
put
your
new
skills
to
the
test.
This
is
sharpened,
tempered
steel.
Now
don't
be
frustrated
if
it
takes
a
few
tries.
. Wow.
Amazing!
SpongeBob:
This
is
an
abandoned,
broad-ironed
steamboat,
solid
as
a
rock.
Think
you
got
what
it
takes?
SpongeBob:
Ahhh...
better
luck
next
time.
Patrick:
Yeah!
I
bet
I
can
chop
anything!
Sadie:
AAAAAHHHH!
Patrick:
HIIIII-
SpongeBob:
Noooooo!!
What
did
I
tell
you?!
Patrick:
I'm
a
genius?!
SpongeBob:
Not
that!
...this.:
With
power...
comes
responsibility.
That
means
no
chopping
of
any
life
from
or
their
property.
You
understand?
Patrick:
Yesss...
SpongeBob:
Good!
Oh
man,
I'm
late
for
work.
See
you
later,
buddy.
Don't
forget
what
I
said.
Patrick:
Okay!
I'm
a
genius!
Patrick:
Karate
power!
Squidward:
What's
this?
Hhmmm...
haven't
seen
this
before.
SpongeBob:
Hey,
look,
it's
Patrick!
Patrick:
Hi-yah
SpongeBob!
SpongeBob:
What
are
you
doing...
SpongeBob:
Dear
Neptune!
Patrick:
Good
day,
gents!
Ahhh,
Squidward,
I
would
like
a
HIYAAA!
Squidward:
A...
What?
Patrick:
I
said
one
Krusty
Combo.
Don't
you
speak
karate?
Squidward:
Patrick:
Looks
delis.
SpongeBob:
Patrick,
don't
you
think
you're
taking
your
perfect
slice
too
far?
Patrick:
I
don't
know
what
you're
talking
about.
Your
the
one
who
called
me
a
karate
genius.
And,
frankly,
I'm
offended
by
your
previous
accusation.
I
don't
need
this!
I
beg
you
good
due.
SpongeBob:
But,
but,
but-
Patrick:
No
buts!
just
hands.
SpongeBob:
Oooohhh!
Mr.
Krabs:
You
do
realize
I'm
taking
that
out
of
your
pay
check.
Patrick:
Aaaaahhhhh...
Seaweed
Surprise!
Also,
auaaaahhhhh...
Malted
Coral
Crunch!
Oooh...
Ooh,
also,
Lipids
and
Creme!
Ice
Cream
Man
#1:
Were
all
out.
In
fact,
were
out
of
everything,
which
means
you
owe
us
$86.50
Patrick:
What
do
you
say
to
a
trade?
Ice
Cream
Man
#1:
I
say,
pay
up
before
I
call
the
cops.
Patrick:
You
dare
refuse
my
barter?!?!
Than
accept
my
chop!
Ahhh...
I
don't
feel
so
good.
Ice
Cream
Man
#2:
Aha!
Hand
in
the
tip
jar
again,
eh!
Patrick:
What
is
that
wonderful
stench?
Whatcha
got
there?
Harold:
Spinach
and
chocolate
spaghetti
in
calamari
sauce.
You
wanna
bite?
Patrick:
NO!
It's
more
fun
to
chop!
Hahahahahahaha!
Patrick:
I
win,
I
win,
I
win!
Patrick:
HIYAA
HIYAA-
Lifeguard
fish:
Help!
Help!
There's
a
mad
chopper
on
the
loose!
SpongeBob:
Mad
chopper!
Patrick!
Lifeguard
fish:
We
need
the
cops,
kid!
SpongeBob:
Cops?
No,
that
wont
be
necessary.
I'll
handle
this,
citizen.
Lifeguard
fish:
Don't
do
it
kid.
SpongeBob:
Unhand
my
ankle,
sir,
my
friend
needs
me.
Lifeguard
fish:
You
don't
know
what
you're
doing.
Don't
walk
out
that
door!
NOOOOO!!!
SpongeBob:
Patrick,
what
are
you
doing?
Patrick:
SpongeBob,
just
the
man
I
was
looking
for.
I
wanted
to
thank
you,
buddy.
SpongeBob:
For
what?
Patrick:
For
teaching
me
how
to
karate
chop,
silly.
SpongeBob:
You
gotta
stop,
buddy,
you're
destroying
the
entire
town.
Patrick:
Wooooooooooo.
SpongeBob:
Just
stop
chopping,
okay,
Patrick?
Patrick:
You
got
it,
buddy.
No
more
karate
chops!
SpongeBob:
You're
still
chopping!
Patrick:
I
know!
Weird,
huh?
SpongeBob:
Patrick,
stop
it!
Patrick:
Oh.
Okay.
I
know,
I'll
stop
a
chop,
with
a
chop.
SpongeBob:
You
must
resist!
AHHHHHAAHH!
SpongeBob:
Wait
up,
Patrick!
Triton's
tunic!!!!
Fish:
He's
headed
straight
for
the
Barg'N
Mart!
All:
AHHHHHHHHH!
Patrick:
HIYA
YA!
Not
the
muffin
display...
YAAAAH!
News
Reporter:
This
just
in,
a
mad
man
is
chopping
everything.
Patrick:
Not
the
giant-screen
TVs...
Oh
no!
News
Reporter:
The
suspect
is
considered
fat,
pink,
and
dangerous.
Patrick:
Noooo!
Gianter
TVs!
HIYAAA!
SpongeBob:
Pull
it
together,
buddy!
Patrick:
I'm
trying
to
but
this
thing
has
a
mind
of
its
owwnnnnn...
YAAAAAA!
All:
AAAHHAAAAHHH!
Patrick:
YA
YA
HIYA
AYA!
SpongeBob!
SpongeBob?
SpongeBob!!
SpongeBob!
SpongeBob!!!
Oh
no,
I'm
so
sorry,
my
best
friend,
crushed
by
all
this
rubble
and
tombed
in
this
cheap,
plastic
bag.
Dennis:
That
isn't
your
friend,
you
kelpfer
brain,
those
are
cleaning
sponges.
Patrick:
So
I
haven't
crushed
the
life
of
my
best
friend
in
the
world?
Dennis:
Ummmm...
I
wouldn't
say
that.
Patrick:
SpongeBob!!!
Oh
no!
Ohhh,
I'll
never
forgive
myself
No!
I'll
never
forgive
you!
SpongeBob:
Oh,
hi,
Patrick.
What
did
I
miss?
Patrick:
SpongeBob,
you're
okay!
SpongeBob:
Patrick!
Your
arm!
Patrick:
Ha!
Don't
worry,
SpongeBob,
I'm
a
sea
star.
My
limbs
grow
back.
See?
SpongeBob:
Hooray
for
regeneration!
Patrick:
And
in
the
spirit
of
healing,
I
vow
to
use
my
hands
only
to
join
things
together,
starting
here!
SpongeBob:
Hey,
great
job,
Patrick!
I
like
the
unnatural
details.
Patrick
#2:
HIYAAA!
SpongeBob:
Patrick!
I
thought
you
gave
up
chopping!
Patrick
#1:
Oh
I
did.
Unfortunately,
we
sea
stars
have
limbs
that
grow
new
bodies.
Patrick
#2:
HIYYAA!
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