Текст песни Rodeo Daze - SpongeBob SquarePants
Narrator:
Ah,
the
eternal
expanse
of
the
deep
sea.
Teeming
with
fantastic
creatures.
Uh,
teeming...
I'm
sure
they're
around
here
somewhere!
Aha!
[Zooms
in
on
a
rock
with
bugs
on
it]
Oh,
that's
a
rock!
Where
is
everybody?
[screams]
[SpongeBob
is
right
there,
and
he
scared
the
narrator]
Oh,
it
is
just
SpongeBob.
Watch
and
witness
one
of
the
rarest
and
mysterious
rituals
of
the
deep,
the
staring
contest.
SpongeBob:
[SpongeBob's
eyes
get
watery
and
he
finally
blinks]
Patrick,
wow!
Patrick:
What?
SpongeBob:
You
are
the
best
starer
I've
ever
stared
at!
Patrick:
Oh,
staring
contest!
I
thought
it
was
a
blinking
contest
and
I
was
losing.
SpongeBob:
[There
is
a
sound
like
something
is
falling]
Hark,
Patrick.
Do
you
hear
something?
[A
message
in
a
bottle
falls
on
SpongeBob's
head,
and
SpongeBob
falls
down]
Oh!
[SpongeBob
reads
the
note
tied
to
the
bottle]
Hmm,
it's
a
letter
for
Sandy,
all
the
way
from
Texas.
We
better
deliver
it!
SpongeBob:
Sandy!
[SpongeBob
tries
to
open
Sandy's
door,
but
it
doesn't
open]
Oh,
it's
not
opening!
Patrick:
Hey,
SpongeBob!
I
have
something
that
might
help.
[Patrick
pulls
out
a
book
called
'
SpongeBob:
How
to
open
things.
Brilliant,
Patrick!
I
saw
the
movie,
but
I
never
read
the
book.
Patrick:
Uh,
ok.
[Patrick
flips
through
the
pages]
Garbage
cans.
No.
Jar.
No.
Box.
No.
Sandy's
door!
Twist
to
the
left.
SpongeBob:
Oh!
I
was
twisting
to
the
right.
Patrick:
A
common
mistake,
my
good
friend.
[Patrick
puts
away
the
book]
Allow
me.
[Patrick
does
some
warm
up
exercises]
Ok,
time
to
open
this.
Sandy:
[Sandy
kicks
her
door
open]
Hi-yah!
Trying
to
ninja
sneak
attack?
Hi-yah!
Hi-yah!
[Sandy
kicks
Patrick
up
in
the
air,
and
she
hits
SpongeBob,
causing
the
note
in
the
bottle
on
SpongeBob's
head
to
fall
out]
Well,
you're
still
no
match
for
my
squirrel-fu!
[Sandy
grabs
the
note
and
reads
it]
It's
a
letter
from
my
twin
brother,
Randy!
SpongeBob:
[Patrick
falls
on
SpongeBob]
Oh!
Sandy:
[SpongeBob
and
Patrick
get
into
Sandy's
suit]
Do
you
mind?
SpongeBob:
Not
at
all.
Read
on.
Patrick:
Doesn't
bother
me.
Sandy:
Get
out
of
my
suit!
[SpongeBob
and
Patrick
are
flushed
out
of
Sandy's
suit]
Well,
golly!
Randy
says
the
rodeo's
come
to
town.
I've
got
to
head
back
to
Texas
and
defend
my
championship
title!
SpongeBob:
Championship
title?
For
what?
Sandy:
You
got
cotton
in
your
ears?
Patrick:
[Patrick
looks
in
SpongeBob's
ear]
Hmm,
no.
It's
not
cotton.
It's
actually
an
old
moldy
piece
of
Krabby
patty.
[Patrick
eats
the
Krabby
patty]
Mmm.
SpongeBob:
[SpongeBob
is
holding
a
jellyfish
net]
Is
your
championship
title
for
jellyfishing?
Sandy:
No.
SpongeBob:
Karate?
Sandy:
No!
SpongeBob:
[SpongeBob
and
Patrick
are
now
wearing
white
coats
and
glasses,
and
Patrick
is
holding
a
mini
volcano]
Perhaps
the
science
fair,
then.
Sandy:
No.
It's
my
rodeo
championship
on
the
line.
SpongeBob:
Rodeo?
What
does
rodeo
mean?
Sandy:
Critters
that
you
gotta
wrangle.
[Sandy
pulls
out
a
lasso
and
lassos
SpongeBob
and
Patrick]
Cowboy
suits
with
perty
spangles.
[Sandy
is
now
wearing
spangles
on
her
suit
and
she
is
wearing
cowboy
boots
and
a
cowboy
hat]
Boots
with
spurs
that
jingle
jangle,
that's
a
rodeo.
Tight
blue
jeans
you
gotta
squeeze
in,
but
they
sure
look
mighty
pleasin'!
[Sandy
gives
Patrick
a
wedgie
by
putting
some
jeans
on
him.]
Big
belt
buckles
are
always
in
season!
[SpongeBob
is
wearing
a
big
belt
buckle]
That's
a
rodeo.
Cows:
Rodeo
Sandy:
Rodeo
Cows:
Rodeo
Sandy:
Rodeo
Sandy
and
Cows:
Yippee
ti
yay,
yippy
ti
yo
Cows:
Rodeo
Sandy:
Rodeo
Cows:
Rodeo
Sandy
and
Cows:
Yippee
ti
yay,
yippy
ti
yo
Sandy:
[Sandy
is
riding
SpongeBob]
Ride
that
critter,
don't
be
no
quitter!
Hold
on
tight
with
all
your
might!
Yee-haw!
That's
a
rodeo.
Tractor
pulls
and
big
old
bulls.
[Sandy,
SpongeBob
and
Patrick
are
on
a
tractor
and
then
a
bull]
Line
dancin',
horses
prancin'!
[There
is
a
bunch
of
squirrels
line
dancing,
and
then
there
is
a
horse
in
a
tutu
prancing]
Barrel
racin',
bareback
ridin'!
[Sandy,
SpongeBob
and
Patrick
are
sitting
on
a
barrel
and
then
a
horse]
Bronco
bustin',
aluminum
sidin'.
[The
horse
bucks
SpongeBob
and
Patrick
off
and
onto
barn
doors]
That's
a
rodeo.
Cows:
Rodeo
Sandy:
Rodeo!
Cows:
Rodeo
Sandy:
Rodeo!
Sandy
and
Cows:
Yippee
ti
yay,
yippy
ti
yo
Cows:
Rodeo
Sandy:
Rodeo!
Cows:
Rodeo
Sandy:
Rodeo!
Sandy
and
Cows:
Yippee
ti
yay,
yippy
ti
yo
Sandy:
And
don't
forget
who
makes
us
laugh
when
we're
feelin'
down.
The
happy
slappy,
sunny,
funny
good
ol'
rodeo
clown.
SpongeBob:
Clowns?
[SpongeBob
grabs
onto
Sandy]
Don't
go,
Sandy!
It's
too
risky!
Sandy:
[Sandy
pushes
SpongeBob
away]
I
must!
It's
my
duty!
SpongeBob:
Oh,
this
is
terrible!
We
can't
let
Sandy
go
all
alone!
It's
too
dangerous
up
there,
right
Patrick?
Patrick:
Eh,
I'm
indifferent.
SpongeBob:
How
could
we
live
with
ourselves
if
Sandy
got
hurt,
and
we
weren't
there
to
help?
Why,
I
wouldn't
be
able
to
look
at
myself.
Patrick:
Look
at
yourself?
How
do
you
do
that?
[Patrick
spins
around,
SpongeBob:
Patrick!
This
is
no
time
for
silly
games!
Sandy
needs
us.
You
understand?
Patrick?
Patrick!
Patrick:
[Patrick
is
running
away,
thinking
about
the
wedgie.]
No
more
tight
jeans!
SpongeBob:
Oh,
I'm
sure
someone
else
will
help
me.
[Scene
cuts
to
Mr.
SpongeBob:
So
there
you
have
it,
Mr.
Krabs.
Sandy
really
needs
our
help.
Mr.
Krabs:
Ok,
explain
it
to
me
again,
but
this
time,
take
out
anything
that
doesn't
have
to
do
with
money.
Uh-huh,
that's
what
I
thought.
[Mr.
SpongeBob:
[sigh]
I
need
to
find
someone
with
compassion.
Someone
who
selflessly
helps
others,
with
no
concern
for
his
own
safety.
I
need...
A
hero.
[Scene
cuts
to
Squidward's
front
yard,
SpongeBob:
Oh,
Squidward!
Sandy
is
in
terrible
trouble.
You've
got
to
help
me
save
her!
Squidward:
Oh,
no!
Sally's
in
trouble!
SpongeBob:
Uh,
Sandy.
Squidward:
Don't
worry,
SpongeBob.
Just
wait
right
here.
[Squidward
walks
towards
his
house]
I'll
get
my
emergency
squirrel
rescue
kit!
SpongeBob:
Right-o,
Mr.
Tentacles,
sir!
Squidward:
Just
don't
panic!
[Squidward
goes
in
his
house
and
slams
the
door,
SpongeBob:
Ooh
uh.
Well,
there's
one
last
person
I
can
ask.
SpongeBob:
[SpongeBob
bangs
on
the
door]
Plankton!
Plankton:
[Plankton
opens
the
door
and
comes
out]
What?
SpongeBob:
Sandy's
in
trouble.
I
need
help
rescuing
her.
Plankton:
[Plankton
gets
some
dynamite
with
a
timer
on
it]
I'm
kind
of
busy
right
now.
SpongeBob:
Jeepers,
it'll
only
take
a
minute.
Plankton:
Yea,
uh
I'd
love
to
help,
but
I
really
got
to
go.
[Plankton
picks
up
the
dynamite
and
carries
it
towards
The
Krusty
Krab,
and
the
dynamite
blows
up
before
Plankton
gets
to
The
Krusty
Krab]
Ouch.
SpongeBob:
Ugh.
Well,
I'm
going
to
go
save
Sandy,
whether
anyone
wants
to
help
or
not.
SpongeBob:
[SpongeBob
packs
his
suitcase]
I
guess
it's
just
you
and
me,
Gary.
[SpongeBob
tries
to
pack
Gary,
but
Gary
doesn't
let
go
of
the
floor]
Let's
go.
Gary
the
snail!
Do
you
plan
on
staying
here
while
Sandy
is
possibly
in
trouble
somewhere
up
there?
Gary:
Meow
meow
meow?
SpongeBob:
She's
the
squirrel.
Gary:
Meow?
SpongeBob:
No,
brown.
Gary,
what
does
that
have
to
do
[Gary
leaves]
You
too,
huh?
Well,
we'll
see
about
that!
[SpongeBob
pulls
out
some
bubble
soap.
SpongeBob:
[SpongeBob
opens
his
bubble
soap
and
blows
a
bubble
to
capture
Gary.
SpongeBob:
[SpongeBob
blows
a
bubble
that
goes
in
Squidward's
window,
and
captures
Squidward,
Patrick:
Eh,
pudding.
[Scene
cuts
to
Mr.
Krabs
house,
where
a
bubble
is
blown
to
capture
Mr.
Krabs.
Scene
cuts
to
Bikini
Bottom,
where
a
lot
of
Bikini
Bottomites
are
captured
by
bubbles.
Scene
cuts
to
SpongeBob's
house,
SpongeBob:
[SpongeBob
blows
a
bubble
capturing
his
alarm
clock
which
goes
off,
'Everyone
Inside
a
Bubble':
'SpongeBob':
Good
morning!
'Mr.
Krabs':
SpongeBob!
What's
the
meaning
of
this?
SpongeBob:
Sandy's
in
trouble,
and
I
need
all
of
your
help
to
save
her
from
the
horrors
of
the
rodeo!
There
are
clowns
there!
Squidward:
SpongeBob,
the
next
time
you
'invite'
me
to
one
of
your
slumber
parties,
I'm
calling
the
cops!
[Squidward
walks
outside,
and
he
falls
because
SpongeBob's
house
is
also
in
a
bubble]
[screams]
Arrgh,
Arrgh,
oh,
oh.
What
the?
SpongeBob!
SpongeBob:
[SpongeBob
falls
beside
Squidward]
Oh.
Yes,
Squidward?
'Everyone
Who
Was
Trapped
in
a
Bubble,
Except
Squidward':
[They
all
walk
outside,
Mr.
Krabs:
Where
the
devil
are
we?
SpongeBob:
It's...
Texas.
Everyone
in
the
Bubble:
Gary:
Meow.
SpongeBob:
What's
that,
boy?
You
see
Sandy?
Gary:
Meow.
SpongeBob:
And
she's...
riding
a
bullfrog?
Sandy:
[Sandy
is
riding
a
bullfrog]
Yee-haw!
SpongeBob:
Ahoy,
Sandy!
Sandy:
Huh?
Frog:
Ribbit!
Sandy:
Ow.
Gall
darn
it!
You
sea
slickers
made
me
lose
the
rodeo.
Why
are
you
here,
anyways?
SpongeBob:
To
help
save
you
from
this
rodeo
thing!
Sandy:
I
don't
need
to
be
saved!
[gasps]
Watch
out!
That
old
bullfrog's
got
a
flea
on
his
flanks,
and
he's
comin'
right
at
ya!
Bullfrog:
Ribbit,
ribbit!
Everyone
in
the
Bubble:
[Screaming
as
they
were
attacked
by
the
bullfrog,
Bullfrog:
Ribbit.
Patrick:
Did
we
save
Sandy?
SpongeBob:
No,
Patrick.
We
didn't.
Mr.
Krabs:
Did
we
make
any
money?
Gary:
Meow.
Sandy:
Aw,
cactus!
That
ol'
bullfrog's
got
SpongeBob!
Hang
on,
old
buddy!
[Sandy
lassos
SpongeBob
away
from
the
bullfrog,
the
crowd
cheers]
Next
time,
leave
the
rodeos
to
me.
SpongeBob:
Aw,
nuts.
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