Текст песни Minecraft Is for Everyone (Karaoke Version) - Starbomb

Creeper: Strolling, down the street.
The square street.
A fair sheet.
Of squares sleep below my feet.
Creeper is what they call me.
But even I see.
That all of this beauty, can fill me with such glee.
Look at this tall tree.
It's nature's majesty!
Would it be so bad if someone...
BLEW THE FUCK OUT OF IT!?!
This sweet pig here.
Alone, walking around.
He has the perfect face for...
GETTING RIPPED FROM THE INSIDE FUCKING OUT!!!
Player: Hey, Mr. Creeper!
Creeper: WHAT!?!
Player: There's no need for that kind of language!
Creeper: FUCK YOU!!
Player: The only F word is Fun!
Life's even sweeter.
Without explosions.
MINECRAFT IS FOR EVERYONE!
Horray!
Let's all be nice today.
Everyone is at play.
There is no need to blow them away!
Oh, hi!
Let's go help those two guys!
Build their house out of-
(BOOM!!)
No!
No!
See, this is exactly what I'm talking about!
If you got a curse, just say the word 'fudge!'
That way no one will judge!
(BOOM!!)
Stop!
No more exploding or cursing!
No one else has to die-ie-ie!
Okay?
Creeper: Fuck it, I'll try!
Player: Okay, we're off to a bad start, but that's fine!
Creeper: I'm on a nice kick!
I'll make some friends quick!
I don't have many because everyone's a huge
Di-uuuhh...
I'll have to admit.
I just might lose this.
Having to give up my favorite things is...
FUNKING BULLSHRIMP!!!
Man, it is hard not to be mean.
Notch: Hey guys, do you need help writing lyrics?
Creeper: No! You don't know anything about Minecraft music!
Notch: Bu-but I'm Notch!
Creeper: More like Notch-yo-song!
OH SHH-UGAR SNAP PEAS!!
I WENT THERE!!
Player: Tee Hee :)
We're so happy and free!
Let's clear away the debris.
From all the ruined lives of your killing spree!
It's fun, to be nice to someone!
They'll really love you a ton!
Creeper: You know what?
Why don't you kneel down and kiss my creepy-
Player: Buns!
You'll feel so much love and magic and rapture.
Hearts will be captured
Creeper: Monkey-fighting glass-bowl MODDER-SCRATHER!!
We just learned a lesson.
Creepers can make amends!
Guess what?
You're my new frie-
(BOOM!!)