Текст песни The Hero of Rhyme (Karaoke Version) - Starbomb

It's me Link again baby, that's right I'm back
Last time I quested for Zelda I got a little off track
But now my confidence is at an all time high
Because Navi just anointed me the Hero of Rhyme
I said the "Hero of Time"!
That's right, the Hero of Rhyme
I don't need no sword or shield I'm gonna be just fine
Hey listen, I think-
Shh!
I got my beats and jams!
I'm taking Ganon down now
No thanks to you, old man (What?)
Link, thank god you're here
The countryside is terrified and shocked
We're overrun with darknuts, peahats, leevers, gels, and octorocks
You're our hero of the ages with a sword and helping hand
We really need your skills!
Oh you need my skills?
AW DAMN!
Moblins, no problems, and octorocks don't know poppycock
Gotta get that Triforce tomorrow but first I gotta do my pop and lock
When I see an iron knuckle, I'mma buckle up my pants
Cause these bitches don't fuck around when I kick on my Z-Target dance!
But see, with me, I've gotta find a different way to defeat
Don't use my sword or shield but I know this flow is good enough to kill
Hylian people rejoice,
Cause your hero is the illest motherfuckin' rapper
With the illest fuckin' voice!
How was that?
Those raps do anything for you?
OH GOD, EVERYONE IS DEAD!
Moving right along to Ganon's underground lair
EVERYTHING'S ON FIRE!
Don't worry, I'm not scared
I'll save all of Hyrule with the tastiest rhymes I can spit
Now watch and learn, Navi
You're a stupid piece of shit!
Wanna go Ganon? Get your pigass over here and try me
Just ignore the burning hellscape that's collapsing in behind me
You have never seen a rapper close to my skills whatsoever
Oh, I see you brought a giant glowing sword
That's cool, whatever
Cause hey! I'm gonna be the last thing you see
When you lose against me here in the ruins of the city
Yeah, ah!
No better bigger battle than here
Cause by the time you swing your sword I'm gonna-
Oh! Whoa.
Chill out.
Gotta fill out.
This sword was born for a partner who can maybe-
I don't know-
Come out and help me out in a real bout!
Hey, listen, Link
Your rapping doesn't stink
But Ganon's standing right there with a giant sword-
Ooooh.
Ooooooooooh.
Tsssssssss.
Oooooooooooooooooh.