Текст песни Reality Show - T-Pain

Phone rings:
[T-Pain: ] Yo. Who's this?
Hello Pain.
[T-Pain: ] What's up, man?
It took me some time to think this through.
Um, but I have somethin' I have to share with you.
[T-Pain: ] What's that?
I fucked your girlfriend last night.
[T-Pain: ] You did what?
You know, your girlfriend.
[T-Pain: ] My who?
Lorraine?
[T-Pain: ] No that's... that's not my girlfriend at all.
W-w-w-what?
[T-Pain: ] Yeah, that's not my girlfriend, what so ever.
Oh.
[T-Pain: ] Yeah.
So uh...
[T-Pain: ] Yeah.
How's it goin' then?
[T-Pain: ] Uh... Great, cool, everything's good.
So how's the music industry treating you?
[T-Pain: ] Uh... 11 number ones, this year I figured.
Oh, sweet,
so let me give you a call back later and we'll catch up then.
[T-Pain: ] All right, yeah, sweet. All right holla...
Ciao.
Woooww... heeeyyy
Dun dun dun
Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun-dun-dun-dun
One dude... one lady
One sane... one crazy
Sound like a show to me.
Big house... no babies
Big o' dog... but he lazy
Let's take it to BET.
Yeeaaaah
She will... he won't
She R&B... he Funk
They pretty similar.
(they pretty much the same)
But still their different and
They will split the rent cause, they in love.
It's so clear to her, he got up and told her...
Let's make a reality show
(shawty and show em' how much we in love)
Let's make a reality show
(cause I want the world to know about us)
Let's make a reality show
(baby we ain't got nothin' to lose)
Let's make a reality show
(trials and tribulations, thick and thin, baby let's go)
Let's make a reality show
Hey... listen
You already know what it is when it comes
To that soul music I gets it done
I'm bout it
Just like I'm suppost to be (I can do it all night long, baby)
So don't you go... get it twisted (no)
Just listen
There's more to music than neo soul to me... yea
(how bout you go) find some shorties and line em' up
It don't matter what they look like sign them up
She could be a fine peice or fine as fk
It don't really matter to me
Give me a ghetto hip-hop girl, skinny funk, rock girl, fat girl
Can't forget the "make her booty clap" girl
Senoritas please, white or japanese
And let's see who's going home with me
Let's make a reality show
(shawty, what you think about it?)
Let's make a reality show
(you know people gonna talk, no doubt)
Let's make a reality show
(I can hear em' now all across the world)
Let's make a reality show
(so through trial and tribulations,
thick and thin, they gone know that your my girl)
It's so many ladies that I can't loose
Like her right there in those stelleto shoes
And shorty showin off her legs for me(and I feel like)
Mr. Baskin robins (they all look like)
Good as 31 flavors(and I feel like)oh St
Like Huge Hefner on TV, oh ohhhhhhh
Now who I'm gone pick from all of the above
One's from the church, one loves the club
Musiq and pain please help me judge
Cause I'm bout to go out of my mind
All of these woman so fine
I wish to be, wanna be mine
They fightin' for the camera time
On the final episode... yea
Let's make a reality show
(show them, to show how much we in love, yeah)
Let's make a reality show
(cause I want the world to know about us)
Let's make a reality show
(baby, we ain't got nothin' to lose)
Let's make a reality show
(trial and tribulations, thick and thin, baby let's go)
A go getta... that's what they call me
Do be mad at him that's why they call it(hello)
They want a little taste of me(that's why they got me going around)
You gotta admit... I ain't slippin'(I ain't slippin')
Anything you want... stop trippin'(stop trippin)
Last night was you and me, ohhhhhh
So each and every night we gone switch it up
And you ain't gotta worry I'm a wrap it up
A man gone be a man(a man gone be a man, gone be a man)
But I ain't gone fall in love with them
Just have a little fun with them
And if I do... then you can chose and that's the one who loose
Let's make a reality show
(shawty, to keep everybody watchin')
Let's make a reality show
(I wanna hear what they say about us)
Let's make a reality show
(we know they gone give a part 2)
Let's make a reality show
(cause we ain't scared to do what other people do in the open)
Make a reality show