Текст песни La Zoo - Tha Ynoe

They say yo microphone's a man's best friend
You're barkin' up the wrong stage my friend
Shout Tha Ynoe begin
Man I came here to rip apart the gimmicks
It seems like whack MCs are the hardest critics
When all they know how to do is mimic
Observe me, learn how to rip it¨
That's why you singin' for a mob of crickets
I came to steal the show and blow yo mind
You came to my show to blow me
But suck a dick
'Cause I ain't single honey, I'm in love with the mic
Had me head over heels since our honeymoon night
Every time I rhyme, leavin' chills down my spine
I know you fed up of majors spittin same lines
Never had to buy you drinks to get you in between the sheets
We like to be freaks and have a threesome with the beat
You leave my knees weak, baby every time we speak
Tonight's another show, I came to sweep you off your feet
See these suckas try to grab you every day, but they're weak
They got a problem with it, we can take it to the street
You can't hang with me, while you lacin' up those cleats
Two things I hate: You MCs and police

Talkin' shit from the bench, muthafucka take a seat
Man you're just a third string running back to me
This hip hop scene's just a xerox machine
Where'd you get your rhymes? Oh yea, you ripped 'em off from me
And it doesn't take much for me to mark out your team
Create a murder scene and I'm dippin' out clean
On the mic I'm mean, I spit gangrene
See me and you are different, man we're not the same thing
I grab her by the waist and then I'm blowin' off steam
I drag you out yo house and call it Chavez Ravine
Beat you black and blue when I do it for the green
I don't wait for label money, I just stick 'em for the green
See how I rock a party? I do this shit with ease
Check the scoreboard, all my squad's in the lead
The stage is my campfire, leave it with debris
I got this shit on lock and don't nobody got the keys

Your rhymes are spoon fed, now it's time to come clean
I rode with pioneers and we're tired of you thieves
I'm takin' shots at everybody, callin' out MCs
Callin' out you suckas and I'm callin' out OGs
Everybody got the green light, you don't deserve to breathe
I came to choke this bitch out, I came to make her bleed

You thought we were gonna fall off
Every time I rock it your baby's takin' her bra off
You ain't gonna do nothin' about it, you're all soft
Got a lot of shit on my chest, I'm lettin' it all off

Everybody here listen up, pay attention
I came to attack you and the crew that you reppin'
I'm pretty pissed off from lettin' off my aggression
Now it's time for war, the microphone is my weapon
Dog, you need to leave the venue now, before you get hurt
I'll take a shit on your mixtape, that's how I network
It's pretty evident, I'm sayin' this loud and clear
Give a fuck if you've been puttin' in work for years
Bitch

Yo, in case you thought you knew, this is LA Zoo
And if you want it, we'll start beef with any LA crew
You know, you hear us makin' noise, yo this shit ain't new
It's duck season MCs, there ain't no room for you