Текст песни Buddha Was a Rich Boy - That Handsome Devil

You read a lot of books
A lot of smart books and art books
You say your cat is one with things
But I swear it does the dumbest things
You like champagne in your orange juice
Laughing when I can't pronounce the names of foreign foods
I'm sorry if I'm borin' you

Well Buddha was a rich boy
The Dalai Lama was a rich boy
I just wanna be a rich boy too
Then I'll be enlightened like you

Well Krishna was a rich boy
And Plato was a rich boy
Aristotle was a rich boy too
I wanna be enlightened like you
Ha!

Sometimes I think I'm gonna, I'm gonna lose my shit
While your friends go
"Blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah"
And your schools go
"Blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah"
And your books go
"Blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah"
And we all go
"Blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah"

Buddha was a rich boy
The Dalai Lama was a rich boy
I just wanna be a rich boy too
Then I'll be enlightened like you

Well Krishna was a rich boy
And Plato was a rich boy
Aristotle was a rich boy too
I wanna be enlightened like you
Ha!

Don't patronize me with your self-actualizing

Give me something to rebel against so I can feel more relevant
Give me something to rebel against I wanna feel intelligent
Give me something to rebel against so I can feel more relevant
Give me something to rebel against I wanna feel intelligent

Buddha was a rich boy
The Dalai Lama was a rich boy
Well I just wanna be a rich boy too
Then I'll be enlightened like you

Well Krishna was a rich boy
And Plato was a rich boy
Aristotle was a rich boy too
I wanna be enlightened like you
Huh!

Keep your records alphabetical
And your actions theoretical

Your job goes
"Blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah"
And your shows go
"Blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah"
And your songs go
"Blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah"
While we all go
"Blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah"

Buddha was a rich boy
The Dalai Lama was a rich boy
Well I just wanna be a rich boy too
Then I'll be enlightened like you

Well Krishna was a rich boy
And Plato was a rich boy
Aristotle was a rich boy too
I wanna be enlightened like you

Well Buddha was a rich boy
The Dalai Lama was a rich boy
I just wanna be a rich boy too
Then I'll be enlightened like you

Well Krishna was a rich boy
And Plato was a rich boy
Aristotle was a rich boy too
I wanna be enlightened like you
Huah!