Anti Pope (Live)

I′m going back to church tonight
Just like back when I was eight
But I don't mean to pray
I′m gonna nick the collection plate
I've got nothing against church
Only people who go there
And show they're
Plain ignorant and don′t understand
A congregation at weekends won′t change their behaviour
So many people are weak enough to have
To seek answers from the peddlers of hope
I should know
I had to go there myself
Not since the day I became antipope
Theres gonna be some fun tonight
Spead the news around the town
That the vicar's a transvestite
With a fetish for robes and gowns
I′ve got nothing against church
Only people who go there
And show they're
Plain ignorant and don′t understand
A congregation at weekends won't change their behaviour
So many people are weak enough to have
To seek answers from the peddlers of hope
I should know
I had to go there myself
Not since the day I became antipope
Religion doesn′t mean a thing
Its just another way of being right wing
I think sex films are okay
I don't dig that pope no way
I've got nothing against church
Only people who go there
And show they′re
Plain ignorant and don′t understand
A congregation at weekends won't change their behaviour
So many people are weak enough to have
To seek answers from the peddlers of hope
I should know
I had to go there myself
Not since the day I became antipope