Текст песни One Man Army - The Jokerr

Yo, aight, yo, aight, yo, aight, yo, aight
This beat made you lose respect for me?
Go ahead and press the unlike button
'Cause I seriously, honestly, from the bottom of my heart
Don't give a shit
'My name is the Missing Link, and this is how I rap
It's 1991, and I'm skipping on the track
Every single bar sounds exactly the same
I learned from the Beastie Boys and haven't seen the change
All I really have is an image and a dream
I'm a little insecure, so I like to rep my team
But my leader is a pussy, and he doesn't wanna drop
Oh man, stop
You know I drop the kinda shit that makes motherfucker's heads run
Mess with the jester, and you're bound to get your beds rough
Thinking I'ma quit because faggots make threats? Nah
Its all day with me just exactly as I said
And if I wanna keep it going, that's what it does
I'm the prosecuting attorney, the jury, and the judge
I make the call
Make it raw
Yo about to take the fall
You want it? You got it, motherfuckers let's get it on
My name is Claas, and I rap really intense
I've had a bad identity crisis ever since
I first realized that I was interracial and hence
I try my hardest to fit in with different groups of friends
I be like (Hey, whaddup nigga?) with the ones that are black
Then go back to my white friends like (Dude, hop on this track)
I'm a fucking mistake, I don't know how to act
Hey Claas at least you can say nigga when you rap
It's okay, man, I'm white, I don't even like it
Your horrorcore's Barack Obama, I can be your Biden
You can get away with saying whatever you want
Look at me; I'm a fat ugly suburbanite cunt
With a douchebag beard and a stupid fucking name
That I ran with because, well nothing better came
You could join Chrome Records we got lots of fans, feel me?
Just do some dirt for Grewsum, and you're in
Oh, man really?
That's exactly what I need, I need to be accepted
And you look good; my penis just erected
It's cool we're all butt buddies over here at Chrome
We hang out with the sick fucks and well, when in Rome
I mean me and Jimmy Don strap our jimmies on
Fuck, pull out, circle jerk and bukake Kenan's mum when he's gone
We never judge, we accept you as you are
We'll accept your penis too especially when it's hard
Oh my gosh that sounds awesome, what dirt do I gotta do?
Well there's this rapper the Jokerr your last girlfriend probably knew
Who took a shot at Grew, and well before he thought it through
Grew announced that he would swing back, but never bothered to
So now we gotta go to bat
Alright
Write a couple tracks
Yeah
Post 'em on his Facebook and force him to react
Oh fuck yeah, I'm down
Yeah
Let's get this fucking clown
Wait, wait what's that sound?
Oh shit, it's Grewsum"
Link, (shh, shh, stay quiet, stay quiet!) get over here right now
I can hear you breathing, don't try to hide from me
Uh, uh, I'm sorry, (yeah) I'm sorry, I'm here
Now, answer me when I ask you, "Who am I?"
You're... You're my daddy?
Yeah, and what's this?
W-what's what?
What's this? Like, what's this that I have in my hand right here?
That's Daddy's dick?
Yeah, it is isn't it? Yeah
Well, we don't call it Daddy's dick, do we Link?
No
What do we call it, Link?
W-we just call it "The Big"
Yeah
And what does daddy do with The Big, Link?
I don't wanna answer you
What does Daddy do with the dick?
I don't wanna...
Answer me, Link
Answer me, Link
Yeah
You're going up against a one-man army
If you like it, then you love it, I'm the one-man army
Do you really want to rumble with the one-man army?
You ain't breathing if you step up to the one-man army
Hoo! Hoo!
So when I scream, "Where my soldiers at all across the land?"
I'm the only motherfucker who needs to raise his hand
'Cause I'm the one-man army
It looks like one-man army
Do you really want to rumble with the one-man army?
If you like it, then you love it, I'm the one-man army
Now, do you really want to rumble with the one-man army?
You ain't breathing if you step up to the one-man army
Hoo! Hoo!
So when I scream, "Where my soldiers at all across the land?"
I'm the only motherfucker who needs to raise his hand
'Cause I'm the one-man army
It looks like a one-man army
Yo, hey yo, this is over when I say it's over
Motherfucker, who's next?
Yeah, you can ignore me all you want, punk
I bet your fans won't
You had your chance to boycott this shit
But then your little minions opened their mouths
I was gonnna leave this shit alone
Now the cat's outta the bag, motherfucker
Hoo! Hoo!