Текст песни "Heathens" Parody of Twenty One Pilots' "Heathens" - Unplugged - The Key of Awesome

All my friends are super douchey bros
Always doing fistbumps that explode
Don't make eye contact with these goons
They want to show you their dope tattoos
Listening to Creed and Papa Roach
Entourage is still their favorite show
They stare directly at your boobs
Don't ask them their political views

Welcome to the room where people idolize the people from GTA, so they live that way
These are all the wankers with the Prank channels but the pranks are staged, fake and gay
Can't avoid the fuckboy manspreading next to you
Blowin' his E-cigarette vapor on to you
Rappin' out loud on the train during you commute
But don't blame them, They're just inbred

They supported Trump but didn't vote
Mask their fear with Hugo Boss Cologne
They don't pass the ball when playing hoops
Deez Nuts is a phrase they often use

They ask for seperate checks on the first date
They you'd be hotter if you lost weight
Their profile pics are all shirtless
Swipe right and you might receive a dick pic
They take mirror selfies in the locker room
You're dancing with your friends when they creep up next to you
Their pickuplines are guaranteed to make you puke
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? VOMIT

Is your Daddy a thief 'cause i think he stole the stars VOMIT
You must be tire 'cause you been running through my mind all night VOMIT

They meet in the toilet to snort coke
Order Jagerbombs until they're broke
They text in the movies next to you
They don't give a fuck about previews
They yell things like Superman that ho
What that means i do not want to know
If you cannot spot one in a group
Be careful the D-bag could be you