Who Me

Hee-hee, look a-there!
Look a-there, look a-there!
Ha, ha, ooh
Here comes old
Rub-a-dub-dub

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Somebody told me
That you was a wash woman (Who, me?)
Yeah, yeah, yeah
They also told me
That you was a hair painting old bloke (Who, me?)
Mmm, you taught that child to do the bellman's lunch
And why, she's got you by the throat (Now you don't mean me)

Mmm, you look just like a pig
A he-gy pig (What?)
And on top of that
You sure look kinda fat (Aww)
You never wash your face
You are a real disgrace
But listen to me, Jack (What?)
'Cause here's the real knock-back

Somebody told me
That you was a wash woman (Who, me?)
Yeah, yeah, yeah
They also told me
That you was a hair painting old bloke (Who, me?)
Mmm, you taught that child to do the bellman's lunch
And why, she's got you by the throat (Now you don't mean me)

You know, Daddy, I really don't wanna wash no clothes

They don't have anyone to shoot, they

Ain't got nothin' but hang on clothes
You say, "Man, you cuttin' all day, you better make some homes"
They got Daddy's hairbrush, please
Make it a rag, okay?
Let me out this knotted type of washin' and a cleanin'
Well, I hear you don't have no clothes to hang and no sweatin'
Well, if I have any, Daddy don't want it no more

She's right, Daddy
Oh, you know she gets you
(It's all said and done)
She gets you, Lord, she just gets kinda hard

(It's all said and done)
I get some kinda credit, sometimes I manage to block a few
(It's all said and done)
She only beats me because I'm usually tired from washin' dishes
(It's all said and done)
Sweepin' and moppin' and shoppin' and
Dustin' and washin' and dryin' clothes
(It's all said and done)

Cookin' and scrubbin' and hidin' in the closet
You know how it is, Lord
(It's all said and done)
It'll be like that sooner or later
Just wait and see