Текст песни News Of Augustus - The Original London Cast Recording , Company

Oh! Grandpa! Look! The headline!
What headline?
Read it Charlie.
Willy Wonka has announced an amazing competition. Find a golden ticket and you could win a dream trip to his chocolate factory, with a guided tour conducted by Mr. Willy Wonka himself!
Five golden tickets have been hidden inside the wrappers of five Wonka chocolate bars. Your challenge is to find one!
Breaking news! We interrupt this programme to bring you news that the first Wonka ticket winner has been found. To find out more, let's go straight over to our chief confectionary correspondent, Cherry Sundae. Cherry, where are you?
Jerry, I'm in Bavaria! Here in this sleepy mountain town it seems like a chocolate dream has come true for local butcher's son, and three times regional bratwurst eating champion, Augustus Gloop!
Augustus, my little pumpkin, smile for the cameras!
Augustus, how do you feel?
-Augustus belches-
Charming. So Mrs. Gloop...