Down in Mexico

Bowww Bowww Baaaahhhh Down in Mexicali
There's a crazy little place that I know
Where the drinks are hotter, than the chili sauce
And the boss is a cat named Joe.
He wears a red bandana
Plays a blues piana
In a honky tonk, down in Mexico.
He wears a purple sash, and a black moustache
In honky tonk, down in Mexico.
Well, the first time that I saw him
He was a sittin' on a piano stool
I said "
Tell me man, when does the fun begin?"
He just winked his eye and said "
Man, be cool." He wears a red bandana
Plays a blues piana
In a honky tonk, down in Mexico
He wears a purple sash, and a black moustache
In honky tonk, down in Mexico.
All of a sudden in walks a chick Joe starts playing on a Latin kick
Around her waist she wore three fishnets
She started dancin' with the castanets
I didn't know just what to expect
She threw her arms around my neck
We started dancin' all around the floor
And then she did a dance I never saw before.
So if you're south of the border
I mean down in Mexico
And you want to get straight,
Man, don't hesitate
Just look up a cat named Joe.
He wears a red bandana, plays a blues piana
In a honky-tonk, down in Mexico
He wears a purple sash, and a black moustache
In a honky-tonk, down in Mexico Yeah, como est usted senorita
Come with me to the border, south of the border, that is
In Mexico, yeah that's right Mexico
You can get your kicks in Mexico
Come with me baby, come with me, come with me, yeah, crazy