Nurds (2006 Remaster)

I'm so glad I am one
I'm so glad I am one
I'm so glad I am one

When I was a young girl
I went to Catholic school
Hung around all the nuns
That was so uncool
All the other girls
Were wearing makeup in fourth grade

But I was not allowed
I wore anklets and prayed
Paula Dougal dyed her hair
And started going out with boys
I was into homework
And trying to get toys
It was about that time
I discovered what I was
For instance, I said "policeman"
But Paula called them "fuzz"

I'm so glad I am one
I'm so glad I am one
I'm so glad I am one

Then I went to high school
It really hit me hard
I started finding out
That they were calling me "retard"
In the gymnasium
I was not a hit
There was something really interesting
About the way my gym suit fit

Hey Adrian!
69!
Snake!
Hey, come here, come here, Adrian
Hey, hey, you guess what?
Snake!
69!

I'm so glad I am one