Текст песни Salahuddin - TheO

Salahuddin
Had an Arab dream
Kurdish arabised sunni muslim
Some of the legends are very fat
But Salahuddin is fit and lean

Eating ice cream
Slept had a dream
"Salahuddin?"
Said Nuraddin
Helmet green
Lost never seen
But Salahuddin
Was a mean
Keen teen

Sat in de desert
Eating ice cream
Saw Nuraddin
Holy light being
"Holy Abraham!" light of the faith
"Hmm ice cream" had a taste

While eating ice cream
I had a dream
Saw master Sheihk Abdul Qadr Gilani
Together we recited Abu Hammam
By heart his ten books of poetry

"Wake up!"
"Wake up Salah!"
"Wait what?!"
"Where is the enemy?!"
"No Sultan"
"Time for prayer Isha"
"Ow inshallah yes evidently"

After dinner we will have ice cream
Attack Jerusalem take over the city
I am muslim and have enough
Of all this Abrahamic quarreling

Now listen up you three
Muslims christians and jews
Enough of this fighting already
I came to shine my light in
One
Two
Three

Four five not satisfied
I tried failed tried Jerusalem fortified
Betrayal of Shawar turned into shawarma
Assassination attempt Salahaddin in the night

Eleven Sixtyseven
Battle of Babein
Egypt betrayed them later asked for help
"If strategy fails use shear strength"
"If that's not enough to the desert fall back"

Muslims retreating "Let's chase that!"
"What steep sandy terrain?! Fall back!"
Salah is turning?! Shirkuhs reserve force to the help?!
"Shit respect this is dual offense!"

Righteousness of the Faith
Claimed sultan of Egypt Syria than
Became sultan of Mesopotamia Yemen Hejaz Nubia
Than Battle of the Horns of Hama

Despite twenty thousand men involved still
I gained a nearly bloodless victory
I was the stronger one psychologically
I came to shine my light in
One
Two
Three

Four five not satisfied
Disappointments
I persisted insisted realised
I am bold intelligent
Know all about bloodlines of the best arab horses

Raynald Chatillon harassing muslims
With his fleet on the Red Sea
Insults the Prophet
Tortured murdered muslims
Attacked Salahs sister???
"Ok that's it mister!"

Battle of Hattin
Eleven Eightyseven
War on crusaders crushing them in Jerusalem
Sending Raynald Chatillon to heaven
Enemy army annihilated by the determined

Muslim army capturing Kingdom of Jerusalem
Biggest muslim turning point in history
I captured Raynald and was responsible for his execution personally

You thought my sister a snitch
Meeting me you learned karma is a bitch
You talk too much have jihad on my mind
Materialist philosophers I truly dislike

For gold silver most of us fight
Want you to know that right before I died
I owned just one piece gold forty silver
Tasted ice cream
Blessed with Allah's might