Текст песни As Seen On TV - Thomas Mac

Ross and Rachel were a toxic ship
And Jess, she only wanted to change Nick
Had my money on Jim and Pam
'Til she met the cameraman

I think I need to get away
Where nobody knows my name
Heard it's always shinin'
On I Hate Love Island
Y'all, I think I'm breakin' bad
Netflix, it just makes me mad
I'm a background character from season three
Tryna find love as seen on TV

Zooey, what's the 101 on this?
Did you stay with Chase after that big kiss?
'Cause I tried kissin' my best friend
And she never talked to me again

I think I need to get away
Where nobody knows my name
Heard it's always shinin'
On I Hate Love Island
Y'all, I think I'm breakin' bad
Netflix, it just makes me mad
I'm a background character from season three
Tryna find love as seen on TV

There's three billion women floatin'
On this third rock from the sun
And I can't find one
Well, at least not yet
When they gonna make a redneck Bachelorette?

I think I need to get away
Where nobody knows my name
Heard it's always shinin'
On I Hate Love Island
Y'all, I think I'm breakin' bad
Netflix, it just makes me mad
I'm a background character from season three
Tryna find love as seen on TV
Tryna find love as seen on TV