Текст песни Golf Again - Thomas Mac

I can't keep doin' this to myself
I don't like who I've become
This ain't good for my health
And I feel so dark
I've quit a lot of vices but I know that this one has to end
I'm never frickin' playin'
Golf again

I bought new irons about a week ago
They fitted me good from my waist to my toes
Why I'm still toppin' every ball, I do not know
But I'm done trying to figure it out

I might drink
(I might drink)
And I might cuss
(I might cuss)
But I solemly swear that I ain't gonna touch them clubs
(Touch them clubs)
I might smoke
Big ol' Stogies with all of my friends
But I'm never frickin' playin'
Golf again

A dude gave me a tip down at the pro shop
Said 'keep your hip behind the ball when you're in the tee box'
I tried it out, and after the fifth ball I lost
I kicked his ass on the turnaround

I might drink
(I might drink)
And I might cuss
(I might cuss)
But I solemly swear that I ain't gonna touch them clubs
(Touch them clubs)
I might smoke
Big ol' Stogies with all of my friends
But I'm never frickin' playin'
Golf again

Hole one
Bogie!
Hit it in the trees
Hole two
Chucked it
And it rolled in the creek
Hole three
Hey boys why don't we leave
I won't be getting better any time soon
Hole four
"I'm back!"
Put me down for par
Hole five
"I didn't know I could hit it that far!"
I got an even chip
Boys this is it
Damn a birdie sure would be great
Four puts later put me down for an eight

I might drink
(I might drink)
And I might cuss
(I might cuss)
But I solemly swear that I ain't gonna touch them clubs
(Touch them clubs)
Well, I might smoke
Big ol' Stogies with all of my friends
But I'm never frickin' playin'
Why do I keep playin'?
Here I am frickin' playin'
Golf again

"Thousand dollar golf clubs"
"Lesson every week"
"I need to shoot a hundred and forty"
Ra-da-da-da-da-da-da