Текст песни I'm Not a Rapper - Tobuscus

Sometimes a guy's gotta rap
In his bedroom
With no instrumental, accompaniment
And his dog in the background
But I'm not a rapper (hhh)

But I can say words angrily.
And I can keep good time with the beat.
As you can see by how angrily add
Another symbol before the line was completed.
I freestyle, I never been defeated cause I freestyle with myself
It's old in the placement,
I'm big underground cause I rhyme in the basement.
This line gonna rhyme, bet you a dime, I win.
If you accepted, hooe most of you did.
Gonna calculate it that's 10 + 10 +
10 + 10 + 10 + 10 + t. + infinity.
Just gonna round to the nearest infinity
Don't have time to be counting the dimes
That my rhymes have entitled me
Gotta make light of the
Fact that this rap is off topic
In spite of me
Writing out in advance.
Time to dance.

Yo I'm in this video and it's scaring me
My parents say I need some therapy
-Bleep- You parents
Why'd you bleep that, I said love there
They gonna be sad, now I'm mad
You had better unbleep that
Or I'm gonna fill your house up with street cats
Please take care of them, they need a home
Show some compassion like David the Gnome did
That one time a squirrel fell next to his burrow.
That reference is a little obscurro.